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The Last American Virgin (1982)

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The Last American Virgin

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  • Druggist: [1:04:02] Your balls itch? Crabs! At your age? Young people. Don't worry about it. Now if you take this and apply it 3 times a day. Those little things will go away in no time.
  • Gary: Thank you. Thanks
  • Druggist: You're welcome
  • Gary: Pay him
  • David: How much do I owe you?
  • Druggist: $3.99
  • David: Crab killer: $3.99
  • Rose: [2:03] Pink Bubblegum please.
  • Karen: Pink Bubblegum?
  • Rose: Yeah. It's the flavor of the month.
  • Soda Jerk: [2:35] She's fine isn't she?
  • [commenting on Gary staring at Karen after she gets her ice cream]
  • Gary: Yes! Do you know who she is?
  • Soda Jerk: Never seen her before in my life!
  • Ruby: [54:55] Money, guys, or Ruby walks.
  • Carmela: [44:26] Come to me my big burrito!
  • David: Me?
  • Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.
  • David: [19:11] What are you hiding, Victor?
  • Victor: Buzz off blimp.
  • Gary: Come on guys. There's probably nothing there to see anyway.
  • Victor: Oh yeah? I bet you guys wish you had what I have.
  • David: The guy who's got the biggest tool, he's the one who wins the pool!
  • Gary: Four for Earl.
  • Earl: Four? Are you sure?
  • David: Half. Give him half.
  • Gary: Ok, we'll give you another half.
  • Earl: Gee, thanks guys!
  • Rose: [1:02:16] How's the pizza world?
  • Gary: It's round, Rose!
  • Rick: [1:14:45] Any time Pizza Boy! Any time Gary, man!
  • Gary: You're the biggest lowlife I've ever met!
  • David: [17:08] Mrs. Spencer! What are you doing here?
  • Mother: What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?
  • Brenda: [11:36] This coke's kinda sweet. It's really good stuff.
  • David: The best.
  • David: [4:04] Hi, ladies.
  • Roxanne: Hi
  • Rick: Sit down. I'm Rick. This is Gary. You've met the Big Apple
  • Gary: [52:51] Here he comes
  • Rick: Hey, what's shakin, guys?
  • David: How's it goin', Rick?
  • Gary: Hi, what's happenin'?
  • Rick: Hey, you know what's happenin'! Let's have it!
  • Gary: Let's have what?
  • Gary: Let me have what?
  • Rick: What do you mean let me have what! I believe we talked about a key to somebody's grandmother's house!
  • Gary: Oh... that... Rick, I looked all over for it, I couldn't find it. Didn't we look for it, David?
  • David: Yeah, we did, we couldn't find it anywhere
  • Counselor: [1:17:09] You know of course there are certain precautions you could have taken before the few moments of pleasure that you enjoyed
  • David: [20:39] 1, 2, 3, 4. Thank you. Hey Gary
  • Gary: Hi
  • David: Don't strain your eyeballs
  • Gary: Do you know who she is?
  • David: Which one? The one with the purple streak in her hair?
  • Gary: No. The other one, turkey
  • David: I think her name is Karen
  • Gary: Karen what?
  • Gary: I don't know! She just moved here about a week ago
  • David: Can you find out where she lives?
  • Gary: Sure, no sweat. For a small fee I think I can find out

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