- [On the fallacy of NATO.]
- Lieutenant General Henry Steedman: In NATO, you have to have unanimous approval from all the member nations. It's like getting a troop of horses to piss at the same time.
- [General Steedman can be seen preparing to leave when someone enters the view. This is Diana Steedeman]
- Diana Steedeman: Darling. That was Julia on the phone. She's here in town, she's been here since Wednesday.
- [the General picks up his coat and puts it on]
- Lieutenant General Henry Steedman: I'll call an alert at headquarters.
- [General Steedman can be seen leaving his residence as Diana Steedeman accompanies him]
- Lieutenant General Henry Steedman: Does she know George is remarried?
- Diana Steedeman: I don't know, but I'm sure she'll be relieved.
- Lieutenant General Henry Steedman: One of the best staff officers I ever had.
- Diana Steedeman: What are you talking about? He was the original male chauvinist pig.
- Lieutenant General Henry Steedman: Well, if I had a wife as attractive as Julia, I'd have kept her locked up, too.
- Diana Steedeman: [annoyed] I beg your pardon?
- [Michael Scott can be seen observing a horse race at a race track. As he's looking through some binoculars, standing next to him is Leo]
- Leo: Twenty-five to one.
- Michael Scott: [nods] Uh-huh.
- [Michael Scott can be seen riding in a taxi with Sophie, the latter who is using some eye liners]
- Sophie: Crying is very bad for the eyes.
- [Sophie then looks at Michael]
- Sophie: I suppose you want me to do your shopping for you tomorrow.
- [Michael looks at Sophie and smiles]
- Michael Scott: That would be a very sporting gesture.
- [Michael Scott can see Julia Richardson trying to enter her apartment]
- Michael Scott: Must've been a hell of a party. Are you locked out?
- Julia Richardson: That's very clever of you. Unless a man might have thought I was praying to Mecca.
- Michael Scott: That's impossible.
- Julia Richardson: Hmm?
- Michael Scott: [points to his left] Mecca's over that way.
- [Michael Scott watches as Julia Richardson struggles to open the door to her apartment]
- Michael Scott: Looks like fun. Mind if I join in?
- Julia Richardson: Why don't you take a run at the wall? If you burst through, the key's in the dresser. Alternately, you could try to be quiet. Very distant.
- [Michael smiles as he reenters his apartment]
- [Michael Scott can be seen removing some papers from his desk in his apartment as Julia Richardson enters the view]
- Michael Scott: It's not very tidy, I'm afraid.
- Julia Richardson: Phone?
- [Michael looks at the desk and points at the telephone]
- Michael Scott: Oh, there, help yourself.
- Julia Richardson: Thank you.
- [in Michael Scott's apartment. Julia Richardson can be seen preparing to use the telephone while Michael heads towards the apartment's bar]
- Michael Scott: While you're calling, I'll fix us a drink.
- Julia Richardson: Oh no, please don't bother.
- [Julia picks up the telephone begins dialing a number as Michael begins to pour a few drinks]
- Michael Scott: Bet you'd like a brandy.
- [in Michael Scott's apartment, Julia Richardson can be seen attempting to use the telephone wile Michael Scott prepares a few drinks]
- Julia Richardson: Phone seems to be dead.
- Michael Scott: Dead?
- [Michael sets the drinks down and approaches Julia]
- Michael Scott: Oh no, wretched Continental telephones.
- [Julia again tries to use the telephone, but with no success]
- Julia Richardson: Nothing.
- Michael Scott: I'll, uh, trying the extension in the bedroom.
- [Michael heads into his bedroom]
- Michael Scott: Sometimes, it's just the one line that's gone.
- [Michael Scott can be seen trying to call Julia Richardson from the bedroom of his apartment. Julia can be seen on the other telephone in Scott's living room]
- Michael Scott: Hello? Can you here me?
- Julia Richardson: No.
- Michael Scott: I can't here you, either.
- [Scott hangs up the telephone]
- Michael Scott: Must be dead, too.
- [Michael Scott can be seen eating onion soup with Julia Richardson]
- Michael Scott: This is the only way to face the day. Especially if you haven't been to bed all night.