- Mandy Gregory: You look wonderful - like you've been on holiday!
- Lucy Carlesi: No, no it was no damned holiday!
- Hercules: You will have a baby - a monster, an evil monster conceived in your womb as big as I am small and possessed by the devil himself!
- Lucy Carlesi: What were you doing giving him a bath at this time of night?
- Jill Fletcher: He dirtied himself and he was in such a mess it seemed the simplest thing to do!
- Tommy Morris: You've got a nerve! Just because you've got some... freaky offspring, you want to pin it on me. What do you want me to do, fire Hercules and book your kid into my show?