- Miss Monde 1984: [after a less-than-satisfying honeymoon with Mr. Kapital] I expected something else to happen.
- PDG: Nonsense, he's the most powerful millionaire in the world!
- Lawyer: I think that for your own good, you better forget this marriage.
- Miss Monde 1984: Then I think I should get alimony.
- Lawyer: I advise you strongly to refrain from thinking anything.
- PDG: Yes, thinking can sometimes be a very dangerous exercise.
- Lawyer: Very dangerous, indeed.
- Miss Monde 1984: This is insane!
- PDG: Yes, maybe we should ask for a psychiatric examination.
- Lawyer: There are people with similar symptoms, they become confused. They spend the rest of their lives behind the walls... of asylums!
- [pushes Miss Monde into the pool]
- Jeremiah Muscle: I'm not just anybody.
- Jeremiah Muscle: Why they even wanted to put me on exhibit in the Museum of Natural Sciences.
- Jeremiah Muscle: My portrait is used in Szondy's Test.
- Jeremiah Muscle: I am listed in Krafft-Ebing.
- Jeremiah Muscle: I am a certified psychopath.
- Jeremiah Muscle: I am even quoted by Lombroso and my size is SUPERHUMAN.
- Dr. Mittelfinger: In all my years of practice, I've never seen anything so sweet. A rosebud.
- Mr. Kapital: [speaking about his new bride Miss Canada] So now I have acquired a lady of the house... A personal jewel... but above all... a purified sanitation system for unchecked waste!
- Mr. Kapital: [Mr. Kapital and Miss Canada in a helicopter flying above the Niagara Falls] You see that little fountain down there?
- [points down to Niagara Falls]
- Miss Monde 1984: Yes.
- Mr. Kapital: It's gonna be my biggest undertaking in landscape architecture. I'm gonna buy it from the Canadian Government. I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it. Get rid of the water, turn off the falls.
- [Laughs]
- Mr. Kapital: I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic, laser moving image in livin' color. In livin' color, honey! Yeah. And we're gonna have a huge quadraphonic sound system. Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah! We're gonna have the best sight and sound system available. Unaffected by weather conditions.
- [laughing]