Monte Markham credited as playing...
- Ginger: I just don't dig violence in any form. If I'm gonna throw a bomb, it's gonna be a love bomb. If I'm gonna trip out, it's gonna to be a love trip. You know what I mean?
- Joe: I think so.
- Ginger: I still have faith in my fellow human beings, and so far I'm right.
- Joe: Well, so far.
- Ginger: It's really weird, though. People are more afraid of love than hate. And love is so much stronger than hate or violence. Just a lot harder to come by.
- Ginger: What's it called?
- Joe: Irish coffee.
- Ginger: You know what I told you about coffee.
- Joe: It's just a name. I mean, a fogcutter doesn't have fog in it, does it? Give it a try.
- Ginger: Tastes pretty good. Hmm. I think this has booze in it.
- Joe: By golly,I think you're right.
- Ginger: You know what's wrong with this country?
- Joe: No, what's wrong with this country?
- Ginger: No exercise. People just stuff themselves, and then they plop down in front of their TV set or just go right off to bed.
- Joe: It's a serious national problem, no doubt about it.
- Joe: I don't believe in free love. I mean, love's not free. You have to earn it, work for it, pay for it. And I believe in God. I believe in the sanctity of marriage. I believe in work. All the things you people seem to hate.
- Joe: Charlie, why didn't you give me a call and let me know you were coming?
- Charlie: What, waste good money on phone calls when I could spend it on booze and women? You gotta be kidding!
- Charlie: You're still my best friend.
- Joe: No, I'm not. I'm your only friend.
- Charlie: Yeah, but think how lucky we are. At least we've got one friend.
