- Chuck Johnson: I'll tell you whether I need a bigger jerk or not.
- Earl O'Brien: Chuck, anytime you don't want to do a stunt, all you gotta do is let me know.
- Patti Johnson: [despondent and angry over Chuck's death] Who do you think you are?
- Paul Salerno: Well, I'm just a friend who cares.
- Earl O'Brien: Can you fellas live with that gag?
- [the film crew nods in agreement]
- Earl O'Brien: Well, I can't. We'll do it again.