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Diane Keaton in À la recherche de Mr. Goodbar (1977)

Quotes

À la recherche de Mr. Goodbar

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  • Gary: In my neighbourhood if you didn't fight you were a fruit. In prison if you didn't fight you spread ass.
  • Man in bar: Me, queer! Jesus, I'm a married man, I've got 2 kids and a very expensive mistress. I'm an animal.
  • Theresa: That's why you go to gay bars ?
  • Theresa: May I buy you a drink? Not even one for luck?
  • Bartender: Confidentially, with me, one's too many and a million's not enough.
  • Theresa: I got the same problem with men.
  • Martin: Teaching's a waste of time, I'm writing a novel.
  • Theresa: Isn't everybody.
  • Martin: Getting divorced too.
  • Theresa: Isn't everybody.
  • Katherine: We all hurt someplace and we're all looking for a painkiller.
  • Theresa: Well, to the painkillers.
  • Theresa: Honeymoon? I thought you went to get an abortion!
  • Theresa: I'm alone! I'm alone, I'm not lonely. And depressed and you are depressing me!
  • Theresa: Everybody's taking something or they'd never make it till morning.
  • Gary: I'm a pitcher not a catcher, and don't you ever forget that.
  • Tony Lo Porto: Kiss my ass.
  • Theresa: I did.
  • James: Is that why you don't wash the dishes, because the roaches are hungry?
  • Theresa: Why else?
  • Theresa: First thing, on with the tv. Next - nothing. Just sit there on the bed watching the porno movie, I honest to God expect he's going to bring out a bag of popcorn. Finally, the big moment. He doesn't even take off his pants. And all the time he's doing it to me, he's watching them do it on tv.
  • Man in bar: What are you hooked on?
  • Theresa: Anything I can get.
  • Theresa: Go set the world on fire.
  • Tony Lo Porto: What? On a couple of lousy dollars? Come on.
  • Theresa: Find a smaller world!
  • Theresa: When your nightlife interferes with your daylife...
  • Katherine: Last night I woke up in a room full of naked asses. Mine was one of 'em. I guess that's all I've ever been, just another piece of ass.
  • Theresa: Most guys first time out they try to score, they expect it. And some of them get pretty nasty if they don't get it. So by the second or third time it's either fuck, fight, or forget it.
  • Theresa: Talk about amateur, played for a hooker by a square and ripped off as a sucker by a dick.
  • Martin: Forgive me not, But please, oh please, forget me not
  • Theresa: By parted lovers it is writ, Oh darling, thou art still a shit.
  • Katherine: Your thing is limp!
  • Robert: Story of my life.
  • Katherine: I'm getting rid of it in Puerto Rico. There's a place the girls go.
  • Theresa: I don't believe in the future.
  • James: What do you believe in?
  • Theresa: Now. What happens now. That's what I believe in.
  • James: I love you.
  • Theresa: Don't love me. Just make love.
  • Theresa: How did Barney take it?
  • Katherine: Barney? Oh Barney took it real hard. He's already shacked up with a teenybopper with a maxi-mouth and a mini-brain, dirty thief! Oh yes, they also have his and her towels, his and her hairdryers, his and her vibrators!
  • Katherine: Now, what you need, first and most, is a bed. A bed big enough for everything.
  • [giggles]
  • Gary: You candle fucker!
  • Martin: For your next assignment: describe an irrepressible temptation and what you did about it.
  • Martin: Poor little...
  • Theresa: No. No, I hate people being sorry.
  • Martin: I was only trying to comfort you.
  • Theresa: I would rather be seduced than comforted.
  • Martin: [Teresa starts to unzip the front of her dress] Despite the sexual revolution, not all married men are swingers.
  • [Martin zips up her dress]
  • Martin: Sex between teacher and student is improper...
  • [Martin slowly unzips her dress]
  • Martin: ... immoral, illegal, and unbelievably tempting.
  • [first lines]
  • Martin: Next June you're supposed to graduate in college, *not* high school. You're supposed to write an essay about personal conflict. Obviously, most of you never hoped to write anything more literate than a personal check. This paper - is an exception. At least it's legible. May I?
  • [Teresa nods yes]
  • Martin: "The last time I went to confession I was 15. The booth was dark and hot. Of the seven deadly sins, I was guilty of three. Envy and lust were my sister's fault. I envied her beauty and lusted for her boyfriends. I was afraid to confess and afraid not to. I felt no contrition, not even shame. I still felt the same lust. Was it in my mind - or my body?"
  • Theresa: Isn't it obvious?
  • Martin: Nothing about you is obvious. Until this morning I didn't know that you were Catholic or that you had a sister or that you were a dragon lady filled with envy and lust.
  • Theresa: Why did you stop? Did you... Is it over?
  • Martin: I'll be late for class.
  • Theresa: It was just getting so - nice.
  • Martin: Next time, fireworks. I was just a little premature.
  • Theresa: Was it me? Was it my fault? Did I do something wrong?
  • Theresa: Why did you and Dennis break up?
  • Katherine: Dennis? Oh, there was nothing he wouldn't do for me. Nothing. But, he drove me crazy. I mean, I just wanted to scream all the time. It was so - dull and boring and his eyes were always begging.
  • Martin: You are now a fallen woman.
  • Theresa: Thank God.
  • Katherine: I'm a mess! Whatever I do, nothing turns out right.
  • Theresa: All except you, Katherine. Oh, you're perfect! You have perfect hair, perfect teeth, perfect legs. You name it, you got it. You got everything!
  • Martin: How many lovers have...
  • Theresa: Does it matter?
  • Martin: Right.
  • Katherine: You're the rock, baby. Ma and Pop were just - they all think I pee perfume.
  • Katherine: Well, honey, you know, that I'm a little flaky and you never blame me. We all need somebody who won't blame us.
  • Theresa: I wonder. Why is it after we make love we never talk or touch or anything?
  • [pause]
  • Theresa: Now you're angry.
  • Martin: I am not angry.
  • Theresa: Disappointed?
  • Martin: I'm not disappointed. I just can't stand a woman's company right after I've fucked her.
  • Brigid: They're here! Katherine and - him. He don't look Jewish.
  • Patrick: You can't always tell by the nose.
  • Mr. Dunn: What's he drivin'?
  • Patrick: Mercedes Benz.
  • Mr. Dunn: Jewish.
  • Martin: Nothing! Nothing. Nothing ever happened between us. And if it does again, it *still* never happened! You understand? I will not be compromised. Not here on campus, not in my home, not at work.
  • Theresa: Who ever said love is a sport?
  • Theresa: What happened? What did I do?
  • Martin: Nothing.
  • Theresa: Is my breath bad? Do I use the wrong toothpaste?
  • Martin: Stop it.
  • Theresa: Is my sex too straight? Tell me, which one.
  • Martin: Nothing! It's over. That's all. We had a long, fine thing together. Now it's time we moved on. Both of us.
  • Mr. Dunn: Before I'm accused of being a tyrant or a - by the way, I'm not breaking any of the rules of the woman's holy crusade to burn their brassieres, am I?
  • Mr. Dunn: Are you so damn busy whorin' around, you couldn't spare one minute to phone?
  • Katherine: [high] It's my sid kister.
  • Tony Lo Porto: I'm going to make you an offer, you can't refuse.
  • Theresa: Oh, really?
  • Tony Lo Porto: You and me in bed, right.
  • Theresa: Yeah? What can't I refuse, huh?
  • Tony Lo Porto: You'd be passin' up the best fuck of your life.
  • Tony Lo Porto: [looks at Theresa's copy of the book "The Godfather"] Oh, I've seen the movie. Al Pacino is something, right?
  • Theresa: Mm-hmm.
  • Katherine: This doctor is supposed to be the best safecracker in the business. Isn't that a perfect name for an abortionist?
  • Mr. Dunn: Oh, alone in muggers' paradise. Well, that's great. Now we can worry about you day and night. Oh, make sense, girl, be yourself.
  • Theresa: I can't stay here and be myself.
  • Mr. Dunn: Your almighty self, is it? Well, if it wasn't yourself, just what the hell have you been around here?
  • Theresa: What you wanted me to be.

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