- Sheriff Rankin: I'll bust your ass the hell out of that uniform, Tylor! You're gonna end up finding a goddamn job washing dishes!
- Tylor: All right. If that's the way you want it, baby.
- Sheriff Rankin: Baby? I ought to crack you across the mouth.
- Tylor: [smiles] Not while I'm driving, sheriff.
- Sheriff Rankin: Shut your face, kid.
- Sheriff Rankin: [Rankin notices Alex Warren's Lincoln Continental driving away] Hey! Don't I know the driver of that Lincoln?
- Police Official: Why, certainly. That's Alex Warren.
- Sheriff Rankin: [to Bubba] File a report on that draft-dodging, commie son of a bitch.
- Police Official: [chuckles] Why, his great-grandfather was Robert E. Lee's adversary.
- Sheriff Rankin: Yeah, well, I'd still like to kick his ass clean from here to Virginia.
- Eddie Moore: Even if we do go to trial, who's gonna believe what she says or what I say? A bastard with a badge is who they'll believe.
- Sheriff Rankin: [disgusted by Deputy Frank's inability to capture Cam and Eddie] Shit, that's the last time I hire anyone under thirty!
- Police Chief: [Sheriff Rankin and Bubba are planning to assassinate Cam and Eddie] You got a duck hunting license?
- Bubba: Oh, hell, yes.
- Police Chief: [hands Bubba a paper bag of bullets] Here's some food for the ducks.
- Rockfield: [shocked at Tylor's accusations] Here I invite you over for dinner and you start by stealing the silverware.
- Alex Warren: [Alex is stopped by a local cop on his way to Rockfield] Morning, George.
- George the Cop: [noticing a old fishing boat on the trailer in the back of Alex's station wagon] What have you got there?
- Alex Warren: Fishing gear.
- George the Cop: Is that right? I hear you're going down to Rockfield City to see a couple of cop killers.
- Alex Warren: Well, I might stop on the way. Do a little fishing.
- George the Cop: Suppose I just take a little look there in the back?
- Alex Warren: Do you got a warrant?
- George the Cop: [He looks at a canvas in the back of the wagon, where Cam and Eddie are hiding under] You could have them right under that canvas. I can bust out this window.
- Alex Warren: If you were to break that window and weren't able to find anything, George, that would be the unluckiest thing you could do. That's unlawful search and seizure.
- George the Cop: [angrily] What about goddamn obstructing justice?
- Alex Warren: The whole case would go on up through the courts and be thrown out. See you, George.
- [takes off]
- Cody County Deputy #3: [after Bubba's airbag crash] Hey, you okay?
- Bubba: If it hadn't been for that bag, I'd eat it.
- Tylor: I'm still saying I want some.
- Sheriff Rankin: You'll get two-hundred, same as Fred and Smitty.
- Tylor: Bullshit. I want all eight-hundred.
- Sheriff Rankin: Son of a bitch. You talking about blackmailing me?
- Tylor: Well, I suppose I just mosey on up to old H.L. Rockfield himself.
- Sheriff Rankin: [menacingly] You try it.