Stars: Mike Cartel, Al Valletta, Seeska Vanderberg, Cindy Donlan, Jody Lee Olhava, Cheryl Gamson, Georgia Durante, Debbie Poropat, Alexis Alexander, J. Christopher Senter | Written and Directed by Mike Cartel
Ralph, played by director Mike Cartel (Pets, The Outsider) and his buddy Jason, played by Al Valletta (The Incredible Hulk, Alley Cat) are just a couple of guys who live in Nevada and run a worm farm (…. you can just smell the American Dream right there). One day, whilst shooting and catching some rays, they see two shady characters dumping a chest. They soon discover there is a body of a naked young girl who lays unconscious. This is Fate, played by Seeska Vanderberg (Bitter Heritage). The guys take her back to the farm to nurse her back to health until they are ambushed and kidnapped by a commune of foxy female cultists (That’S the American Dream right there right!
Ralph, played by director Mike Cartel (Pets, The Outsider) and his buddy Jason, played by Al Valletta (The Incredible Hulk, Alley Cat) are just a couple of guys who live in Nevada and run a worm farm (…. you can just smell the American Dream right there). One day, whilst shooting and catching some rays, they see two shady characters dumping a chest. They soon discover there is a body of a naked young girl who lays unconscious. This is Fate, played by Seeska Vanderberg (Bitter Heritage). The guys take her back to the farm to nurse her back to health until they are ambushed and kidnapped by a commune of foxy female cultists (That’S the American Dream right there right!
- 9/14/2014
- by Mondo Squallido
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Rachel Berry vs. Annie Edison ("Community")
The Quarterback
Finn Hudson vs. Vince Howard ("Friday Night Lights")
The Cleavagey Slut Bomb*
Santan Lopez vs. Faith Lehane ("Buffy: The Vampire Slayer")
The Smooth Criminal
Noah "Puck" Puckerman vs. Eli "Weevil" Navarro ("Veronica Mars")
The Dim Bulb
Brittany Pierce vs. Haley Dunphy ("Modern Family")
The Geek
Artie Abrams vs. Bill Haverchuck ("Freaks and Geeks")
The Gay Kid
Kurt Hummel vs. Rickie Vasquez ("My So-Called Life")
The Homecoming Queen
Quinn Fabray (not yet, but soon) vs. Summer Roberts ("The O.C.")
The Bleeding Heart Teacher
Will "Mr. Schue" Schuester vs. Roland "Mr. Prezbo" Pryzbylewski ("The Wire")
The Outsider
Tina Cohen-Chang vs. Amber Braverman ("Parenthood")
Added bonus? Amber Braverman has no f*cking need for auto-tuning.
*Joanna Robinson wants you to know that "Cleavagey Slut Bomb" is a Joss Whedon phrase and in no way reflects her desire to wade into any "slut-shaming" debate.
Rachel Berry vs. Annie Edison ("Community")
The Quarterback
Finn Hudson vs. Vince Howard ("Friday Night Lights")
The Cleavagey Slut Bomb*
Santan Lopez vs. Faith Lehane ("Buffy: The Vampire Slayer")
The Smooth Criminal
Noah "Puck" Puckerman vs. Eli "Weevil" Navarro ("Veronica Mars")
The Dim Bulb
Brittany Pierce vs. Haley Dunphy ("Modern Family")
The Geek
Artie Abrams vs. Bill Haverchuck ("Freaks and Geeks")
The Gay Kid
Kurt Hummel vs. Rickie Vasquez ("My So-Called Life")
The Homecoming Queen
Quinn Fabray (not yet, but soon) vs. Summer Roberts ("The O.C.")
The Bleeding Heart Teacher
Will "Mr. Schue" Schuester vs. Roland "Mr. Prezbo" Pryzbylewski ("The Wire")
The Outsider
Tina Cohen-Chang vs. Amber Braverman ("Parenthood")
Added bonus? Amber Braverman has no f*cking need for auto-tuning.
*Joanna Robinson wants you to know that "Cleavagey Slut Bomb" is a Joss Whedon phrase and in no way reflects her desire to wade into any "slut-shaming" debate.
- 4/6/2011
- by Joanna Robinson
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