- Batgirls: [in unison] We the girls who are dedicated to Batwoman take our oath with all sincerity! We the girls who are dedicated to Batwoman take our pride with all sincerity! We the girls who are dedicated to Batwoman fight against evil with all sincerity!
- [Kidnapped Batgirl is crying, until Professor Neon gives her a pill and she starts dancing]
- Prof. G. Octavius Neon: Just one of my many spectacular feats. I could make you so happy, you wouldn't think it possible!
- Tiger: [in a shoddy mustachioed disguise] Soup! Hot soup, girls! Here it is! Get your soup girls. Isn't that delicious? 'Atta girl, how's that taste?
- [all the Batgirls drink the soup, look delighted, start dancing and waving their guns around]
- Prof. G. Octavius Neon: It is a very good idea to sit down and talk things over 'round the table. I can whip up something for you to drink and there will be plenty for all of us, and I have something else real nice!
- Jim Flanagan: Oh yeah?
- Batwoman: Forget it, Professor. I've had enough of those pills of yours. I have no desire to be made happy.
- Prof. G. Octavius Neon: Well, how would you like to try a depression pill?
- Jim Flanagan: [reaches for a pill] Well Professor, now that you mention it, maybe just a little...
- Batgirl: Under article 21 paragraph 2, we accept your allegiance as a bat girl. You will obey all rules and obey all orders handed through channels. Now drink this.
- [hands her a glass of liquid that looks like blood]
- Batgirl: Do I have to...?
- [sips liquid, realizes it's not blood]
- Batgirl: Hey, it's good!
- Batwoman: This is Batwoman speaking to you, whoever you are. I have a simple warning, that you've taken on much more than you'll be able to handle!