- Mary Lou Mauve: If y'all would 'scuse me, Ah'm lookin' for the doctor.
- The Drunk: Oh, I happen to be a doctor, but I'm not in surgery today. You see, I'm driving the ambulance. Say, what's your name?
- Mary Lou Mauve: Ah do declare!
- The Drunk: Clare. Oh, that's a pretty name!
- [Christopher learns from the French ambassador that he has won a prize for his art work]
- The Ambassador: Ze first prise is fifty thousand francs. In American money, zat ees ten thousand dollars.
- The Attache: Give or take a little.
- Christopher Pride: As long as you give, I'll take.