Stewart Granger credited as playing...
David Porter (Vienna segment)
- Karl (Vienna segment): Excuse me, Sir. There's a young lady to see you.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): Don't talk nonsense. Send her away.
- Karl (Vienna segment): I can't, Sir. She's here.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): Where?
- Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): Here.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): Who the devil are you?
- Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): You're David Porter.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): Is that what you came here to tell me?
- Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): I'm Monique Carrar.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): Well, how do you do? Now, Karl, would you show the young lady out. And then come back and tell me why you showed her in.
- Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): He let me in because I insisted.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): That is no reason.
- Monique Carrar (Vienna segment): I came to talk to you.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): Karl!
- [he beckons him over]
- Karl (Vienna segment): Yes, Sir?
- David Porter (Vienna segment): You're fired.
- Karl (Vienna segment): Yes, Sir.
- David Porter (Vienna segment): And now show the lady out.
- Karl (Vienna segment): I can't, Sir. I'm unemployed!