- Milo Perkins: The work I do is based on trust.
- Lieutenant Ostrowski: I didn't know you changed your profession.
- [the front door bell rings]
- Ernesta Snoop: Who could that be at this hour?
- Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson: Dear, it's not your killer. It's a woman.
- Ernesta Snoop: A woman? How do you know?
- Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson: Because women ring once. Men ring twice.
- Ernesta Snoop: Beneath that rough exterior is an impossible interior, but beneath that is something well worth discovering.
- Ernesta Snoop: We are chapters nine through eleven.
- Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson: And we couldn't very well sue for libel.
- Lieutenant Ostrowski: Why not?
- Ernesta Snoop: Because it's all true.
- Lieutenant Ostrowski: And the first order of business is to arrange for a screening.
- Ernesta Snoop: The second is to get some popcorn. I never did have lunch.
- Barney: Now then, how long do you intend to be?
- Ernesta Snoop: We don't know.
- Barney: Now that's too long. I could get into trouble.
- Gwendolyn Snoop Nicholson: We'll rush.
- Barney: Good girls.
- Barney: I hope you realize what you just did was absolutely illegal.
- Ernesta Snoop: I hope YOU realize you participated in it.
- Barney: Wrong!