- Shirley: [reading from the Witchcraft primer] 'The religion offers, further, a retreat for emotional women, repressed women, masculine women and those suffering from personal disappointment or nervous maladjustment.' Christ, what other kind of women are there? No wonder this stuff's getting so damn popular.
- [Joan is buying items in an antique shop]
- Store Clerk: So, you're a witch?
- Joan: Huh?
- Store Clerk: Chalice, herbals, knives, they're all witches' tools, you know.
- Joan: Oh, I'm just interested in it.
- Store Clerk: You're kidding! I mean, I was just kidding.
- Joan: Well, I'm just interested in it.
- Store Clerk: Hey, that is really great.