Barry Crocker credited as playing...
Barry McKenzie
- Barry McKenzie: Now listen mate, I need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?
- Blanche: I think he wants to go to the loo.
- Barry McKenzie: What's the damage, Sport?
- Cabbie: Well, let's see: eh, extra passenger, use of luggage rack, hire of ashtrays, over the five mile limit, afternoon driving tax, compensation surcharge, windscreen wiper depreciation - that'll be sixty eight new Pounds, Guv.
- Barry McKenzie: Sixty eight quid? Stone the crows. That's bloody highway robbery!