- Const. Charlie Constable: May I help you madam?
- Agitated woman outside ladies' loo: [searching through her handbag] I could certainly use a copper!
- [looking around, Charlie, noticing the ladies convenience behind them, pulls a coin out of his pocket and holds it up]
- Const. Charlie Constable: Here you go, have this one on me!
- Agitated woman outside ladies' loo: [accepting the coin] Oh, ta!
- Mrs. May: [drunkenly] As a connoisseur of police personalities, let me state that I have never before been arrested with such charm. Never! I salute her!
- Sergeant Frank Wilkins: Well Sergeant Moon, it's happened.
- Sergeant Laura Moon: Threatened to transfer you, has he?
- Sergeant Frank Wilkins: Oh that crafty little... if you weren't a lady I'd say it.
- Sergeant Laura Moon: If you weren't a gentleman I'd expect you to.
- Inspector Mills: I've been watching you and listening to you very carefully, Benson, and I think you have a future.
- PC Stanley Benson: Thank you, sir.
- Inspector Mills: Selling lace table mats! But regarding your ability as a policeman, I personally wouldn't send you to the corner of the street to buy a bag of aniseed balls. You stupid... constable.
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By what name was Les Loustics à l'hosto (1960) officially released in India in English?
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