- Daisy Bronson: The first time a good-looking Italian man pinched my bottom, I said, "This is for me!"
- Prudence Bell: I'm going to where they really know what love's about. To Italy. Arrivederci Briarcroft.
- Roberto Orlandi: I'm always amazed that a few meters of chiffon, when filled by a lovely body like yours, becomes as if by magic, alive. Now, that's beautiful.
- Don Porter: Do you go to church every Sunday?
- Prudence Bell: Whenever I can. Don't you ever go?
- Don Porter: Not since I was a boy.
- Prudence Bell: Don't you ever feel like praying?
- Don Porter: Lots of times I feel like it; I guess I just don't quite know how to go about it.
- Prudence Bell: Well, it's 'cause you've never suffered. If you had, you'd know about prayer.
- Don Porter: Never suffered? Women don't think men suffer - they do. It's just that they go about it differently.
- Prudence Bell: I pray a lot.
- Don Porter: ... Do you ever pray for me?
- Prudence Bell: Of course.
- Albert Stillwell: Could I ask, just one more question? What was that Italian doing with your, eh, nightgown? Trying to get - fresh?
- Prudence Bell: Oh, no. He was just wondering how my body would look in it.
- Al Hirt: Hey you, come here. I picked up this chick in Capri. Dig that figure. Too much, ain't she? Show 'em, baby. Isn't that nutty? Look at that - figure.
- Don Porter: You tell me how close I have to get, before it starts tickling.
- Prudence Bell: Alright. I'll try.
- Don Porter: Tickle yet?
- Prudence Bell: Not yet.
- Don Porter: Now?
- Prudence Bell: Almost.
- Don Porter: Now?
- Prudence Bell: Oh, yes, now!
- Prudence Bell: Brazen hussy. You see how she leaped out for him? Couldn't even wait, poor thing. Oh, look there's a real heartbreaker. Look. He's going after two of those little, lonely girls. He's going to take them, one after another. Ha-ha. Look. They jumped out to meet him.
- Lyda Kent: Have you ever made love to The Stars and Stripes Forever?
- Albert Stillwell: No, I can't say I have.
- Lyda Kent: You haven't lived.
- Prudence Bell: Where do we go from here?
- Don Porter: How would you like to ride my Vespa to the top of the world?
- Prudence Bell: Where to now, my lord and master?
- Don Porter: When the rain stops, I shall show you Verona.
- Prudence Bell: Oh, Romeo and Julietsville.