- Prosecuting Counsel: I want you to recall the night of the fire. Can you remember where you where at nine o'clock?
- 'Flash' Harry Cuthbert Edwards: Yeah, I'd been out to see a girl called Chloe about her ally.
- Judge: Her ally?
- 'Flash' Harry Cuthbert Edwards: Mony,... alimony your honour. Part of the bureau's service, and between you and me, the part with the most lard in it.
- Judge: [Looking puzzled] Lard?
- 'Flash' Harry Cuthbert Edwards: Yeah, lolly, crinkle,... cabbage, hmm, well mazuma if you want the correct legal term my lord.