L'espionne des Ardennes

Howard keel ( dallas, showboat, seven brides) and tina louise (three years before gilligans island). World war two drama. The story of the seventh army, near the ardennes offense in france. When they come across an injured woman, there's more to her than they know. A twenty five year old burt reynolds is in here as skee. The soldiers never seem to question their "prisoner", and a whole lot of the action takes place in their temporary quarters. It's all pretty low budget. The war had already been over for fifteen years. Pretty stale tale at this point. Directed by byron haskin. Imdb tells us that his nickname was "bunny" ! (really? ) written by ron alcorn. This one is nothing to write home about. But.. this one from allied came out in 1961. Even BEFORE zanuck at twentieth century fox's longest day, which came out in 1962 ! The longest day is so much better. More realistic and believable. Probably all the big names in it, and the outdoor action. Watch that one.

This is the second WWII picture I've seen from Allied Artists, the first being the cheapo quickie HEROES DIE YOUNG. This film is far better than HEROES DIE YOUNG but still is not very good.

ARMORED COMMAND centers on a war-weary group of GIs who are caught by surprise when Hitler launches Operation North-Wind. Most of the movie centers on a beautiful spy (Tina Louise!!) who is taken in by an exhausted squad who takes her for a French civilian. Earl Holliman, the squad leader, and a young Burt Reynolds vie for her affections. Their rivalry culminates in a massive Nazi Panzer attack on the already rubble-strewn town.

The movie features decent but typically cliched performances by Holliman, Reynolds and Louise. Howard Keel commands the unit and does all right as a tough Colonel.

The battle scenes are quite sparse. We have a brief shootout between a squad of Americans and a German machine gun in the middle; then a huge German tank assault on the town. The battle starts out well but gets monotonous as the same footage is used over and over again.

Overall, a very dull war movie that had potential but never really got off the ground. The melodramatic romance plot should have been ditched, and the movie should have approached the combat the way ATTACK did. (ATTACK is a fine film that tells of the same German attack.)

Armored Command finds Tina Louise playing a German spy plunked down in the middle of a neglected front during the Battle Of The Bulge counteroffensive with the Germans still trying to pull something out. Tina's even given a shoulder wound courtesy of the Wehrmacht to make her story convincing.

For those of you who are used to seeing Tina Louise as the vapid movie star on Gilligan's Island this will be a revelation. She's quite the cool and ruthless character.

She's left out on the front lines for a passing American patrol to find and one headed by Sergeant Earl Holliman does. She's taken back to their billet and of course everyone starts thinking with their hormones. Especially Holliman and Burt Reynolds who was in his second big screen film in Armored Command.

In the meantime the commander of the area, Colonel Howard Keel is convinced an offensive will come through there, but he's having trouble convincing the higher ups of his notion. It seems to Holliman's squad to get the job of digging up the evidence to prove Keel's theories and they've got a spy in their midst.

Armored Command was shot on location in Germany near Munich and Howard Keel relates in his memoirs he was given the job of directing some of the second unit battle scenes which he enjoyed. He did not enjoy however when one of his extras which were some US Army troops stationed in Germany nearly got killed.

Keel gets on to Louise early, but then she gets on to him getting on to her. They have an interesting battle of wits as neither of them are stupid.

The film was done by Allied Artists and maybe a bigger studio with better production values could have gotten a higher rating for it. As it is it's not a bad war film and those into that genre will probably like it.

A squad of dogfaces move into a small French town in the Vosges, and rest up. There's a German army not too far away, but they're just sitting there. They discover Tina Louise, and move into her house where she is exhausted by the entire matter. They don't know she's actually a German spy who is getting word through to her bosses as they prepare for a local attack to draw attention away from the Ardennes Offensive.

It's a cheap movie with plenty of 1960s cynicism about war and the stupidity of colonels far from the front lines. Shot cheaply in Germany using all American military equipment, director Byron Haskins seems more interested in getting his compositions and explosions right than making his characters more than sketches. There's 56-year-old Carleton Young as their front-line captain, Earl Holliman, a non-singing Howard Keel, Burt Reynolds (in his second big-screen role) and Marty Ingels.

This film definitely has a handful of issues that are a tad bothersome but on the whole I enjoyed it.

It's not the kind of film you're going to recommend to friends and family but if you're a fan of the genre or a WWII buff, it's worth watching.

I was annoyed that both sides were using the same tanks but there have been better films and more famous films to commit that sin. I also shook my head that the "German" tanks didn't even have the right cross painted on them but that's not something everyone will notice.

There are a couple of shots that are repeated during the final battle segment, one in particular of a tank leading 3 rows of troops through a space between two buildings, along a narrow road must be shown 3 or 4 times.

It is an oversimplified telling of actual events but there is a payoff at the end. Had this film been even 10 or 15 minutes longer, I would have rated it lower and not recommended it for even die hard fans. But they didn't make that mistake thankfully!