- [after film "breaks"]
- Bugs Bunny: Ladies and gentlemen. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue with this picture. And, eh, confidentially, that film didn't exactly break.
- [holds up scissors, winks at audience]
- Bugs Bunny: Boo! Boo! Boo! The champ's a bum! The champ's a dirty fake! Throw him out! Boo! P.U.! Hey, you big palooka! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
- [the Champ appears next to Bugs, grabs him by the ears and stretches him to eye level]
- The Champ: Like you?
- Bugs Bunny: Eh - gulp - What's up, Doc?
- [the Champ throws Bugs into the ring]
- Bugs Bunny: Me and my big mouth.
- Ring Announcer: Bugs is down. He's out. He's flat. He's kissing the canvas.
- [Bugs is shown literally kissing the canvas]
- Ring Announcer: And here comes the count. One! Two! Three! It looks like it's all over. Four! Five! The champ is still champ.
- Bugs Bunny: [Grabs the mike] Six! Seven! But wait just a minute, folks. Bugs is coming out of it. He's on his feet. He's moving in like a tornado. The champ is confused. He doesn't know which way to look.
- [At this point the champ starts to react to what Bugs is saying as if it's really happening]
- Bugs Bunny: Bugs lands a beauty to the solar plexus! A right to the jaw! A one-two on the instep! Four fast rabbit punches to the kidneys! A left hook, a right hook, a north hook, a south hook! What a fight! The champ is groggy!
- [the champ trips on Bugs and falls]
- Bugs Bunny: The champ is down.
- Bugs Bunny: Here you are! Get your hot buttered popcorn, folks! Last time around! Get it while it's hot! Get it while it's buttered! Here you are. Get your popcorn, folks!
- [Hands the champ a bag of popcorn with dynamite inside; explosion]