- [opening narration to most episodes]
- Capt. Long John Silver: If sailor tales and sailor tunes, / Storm and adventure, heat and cold, / If schooners, islands and maroons / And buccaneers and buried gold, / And all the old romance retold / Exactly in the ancient way / Can please as me they pleased of old / The wiser youngsters of today... So be it! Ar-har! And fall on!
- Capt. Long John Silver: There be as many women as fish in the sea. Love be a trick of dame nature - and she be a woman. Thank your stars you be rid of her boarding hook.
- [Long John is mortified when his crew pays more attention to the women they've rescued than the French treasure they've captured]
- Capt. Long John Silver: Arrrr, females!