- Daffy Duck: [Answering the phone in his office] Hello. Duck Drake Private Eye speaking. What's on your mind besides your hat?
- Shapely Lady Duck: Crime sweetheart? Nobody's committed any crime.
- Daffy Duck: They haven't? Then why I ask you, why was I summoned here to the Axehandle Estate?
- Shapely Lady Duck: Silly boy. The Axehandle Estate's a couple of blocks up the street.
- Daffy Duck: Then. Then you ARE innocent!
- Shapely Lady Duck: Uh uh sweetheart. I'm guilty!
- Daffy Duck: [Speaking to the audience] No crime committed but she's guilty.
- [Speaking to Shapely Lady Duck]
- Daffy Duck: And what, pray-tell, many I ask are you guilty of?
- Shapely Lady Duck: Of being crazy about you sweetheart!
- Daffy Duck: [Speaking to the audience] Uh oh, she's got that old ball and chain look in her eye!
- Daffy Duck: [Speaking to the butler] All right Roneymeade, why did you do it?
- [Speaking to the audience]
- Daffy Duck: Aw, what's the use? A suspicious acting butler is never guilty in these whodunnits.