- [opening line]
- Saint Peter: You may enter. Next please.
- The Hipster: I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
- [the Hipster's first remark to Noah Webster]
- The Hipster: [to Noah Webster] Whats the matter does the cat got your tounge?
- [Cat is shown in heaven holding a tounge]
- The Hipster: Everytime I talked I would put my foot in my mouth. The judge pumped me up and he sent me up the river.