- Penelope: If you've got any savvy, you'll go along and try yer luck.
- Leslie James: I'd like to. I don't think I can dance well enough.
- Penelope: Well, neither can 'alf the girls that go along - they just bluff. All you've got to do in a Joe Gold show is kick like a mule, grin like an ape and waggle the rest.
- Mr. Joliffe: My dear young lady, no actress should face an audience without mastering the principles of elocution. Now, for a trifling fee...
- Bretherton Hythe: No use old sport. Shakespeare's out of date. What the drama wants nowadays is high kicks and low jokes...
- Gloria Lind: [of Miss Polkinghome, the animal-impersonator] Will somebody stop that walking farmyard talking shop?