Moe Howard credited as playing...
Moe
- Curly Howard: [a bathtub is behind a door that they open] Ohhhh, a rowboat.
- Larry: A rowboat, you're crazy. That's a horse troph.
- Moe: Rowboat, horse troph. In a hotel? That's a bathtub, you imbeciles. Go take a bath.
- Larry: But we can't. It ain't spring yet.
- Moe: Oh yes it is. See the pretty grass?
- Larry: [looks toward the bathtub] Where?
- Moe: [Moe shoves him in and closes the door. Curly giggles] You're next.
- Curly Howard: But I had a bath.
- Moe: When?
- Curly Howard: July 14, 1910. I was too young to fight about it then.
- Moe: What are you gonna do now?
- Curly Howard: Take a bath.
- Curly Howard: [Curly reads a telegram of their prize money and sees that taxes reduced their prise money into $4.95] Nyaaaaa...
- [faints, Larry grabs it. Reads it]
- Larry: They'll put us in jail!
- [faints, Moe grabs it]
- Hotel Costa Plente room service: Did he say jail?
- Moe: No, Yale. He's got a brother in college with two heads. They got him in a bottle.
- [Looks at the telegram for a second and flinches]
- Hotel Costa Plente room service: Is something wrong?
- Moe: Nothing. The figures stagger me.
- Hotel Costa Plente room service: And so will your bill.
- Moe: [Drinks a whole bottle of champagne. Followed by a faint rumbling noise] This bottle sounds flat.
- Moe: Try another.
- Curly Howard: [gets a bottle of champagne from the tray] I'll sharpen this one up.
- [Shakes it, then opens it with foam squirting out. Curly puts it in his mouth and champagne sprays out of his ears. Then stops after a while]
- Curly Howard: Boy, did I sharpen that bottle.
- Moe: [putting a pancake on the center plate] There's that chip, I call. What do ya got?
- Larry: [laying down his hand] Just four aces.
- Moe: [slams his hand on the table] And me with four kings again.
- Larry: [taking the pancakes] Well it must be beginner's luck.
- Moe: I can't understand it, everyday you have beginner's luck.
- Larry: [getting up to reach for the syrup] Well its just one of those things you know...
- Moe: [grabs Larry by the hair and looks on his chair and sees a lot of aces] You want to cheat, cheat fair, anything I hate is a crookin' crook.
- [Moe shakes Larry and more aces fall out of his coat]
- Moe: [slaps Larry in the head and then sits down to eat the pancakes] My beginner's luck, huh, huh, huh.
- Larry: [carrying a boiling kettle] I got it! Hot water always melts glue.
- [Moe begins thrashing as Larry holds him and pours the water onto his mouth]
- Moe: [angry] What do you think I am, a lobster? Tryin' to boil me alive?
- Larry: [while being slapped in the head by Moe] Well, hot water always melts glue!
- [first lines]
- Larry: How many?
- Moe: I'll take three.
- Larry: I'll take the same.
- Moe: I bet two.
- [Moe puts two pancakes on the center plate]
- Larry: I'll see those two, and I'll raise you five!
- [Larry puts his entire stack on the center plate]
- Moe: I'd better win today I haven't had breakfast in a week!
- Larry: Well the best man always wins.
- Moe: Well there's four... Hey I need some more chips!
- [the camera moves over to Curly flipping a pancake in a frying pan]
- Moe: Hurry it up with those chips!
- [Curly comes over to the table]
- Curly Howard: I'm getting sick and tired of making chips for you guys, I gotta get busy for my radio contest!
- Moe: [picks up a glass] A toast.
- Larry: [picks up a glass] A toast.
- Curly Howard: [picks up air] A toast.
- [Sees that there is no glass]
- Curly Howard: Roses are red, violets are blue, there's no glass for me, so hot cakes to you. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
- [Moe and Larry throw pancakes onto his face]
- Curly Howard: Roses are red, and violets are blue, try Stick-Fast glue, and you'll be stuck to, oh boy I got it, if I make the best slogan I'll win a lot of money!
- Moe: Oh your crazy, you've been sending those in for weeks, nobody ever wins those.
- Larry: Yeah, why don't you play cards and prove your mind? What there is of it.
- Curly Howard: See the money I get!