- Cleopatra: Do-eth thou-eth loveth me-eth?
- Marc Anthony: Yeth!
- Joan Mason: I don't know Charlie, I might be crazy, but if I don't eat at least once a week I get dizzy spells.
- Joan Mason: [to Eddie, upon their second meeting] Now that I've met you again, I feel that I have lived a full life. Think I'll go home and kill myself.
- Joan Mason: [to Connie] Gee, if I only had your face. You know, when I was born, my father took one look at me, called up the insurance company, and said 'I want to report an accident.'
- Audience Heckler: Why don't you move over so I can see the girls?
- George Doane: Why don't you move over sothe girls won't see you?
- George Doane: You must have the theater in your blood.
- Eddie Martin: Yes, and my blood is in a lot of these theaters.
- Joan Mason: [Last lines. Aside to audience about Eddie as she goes out the door] I love that boy! Well...
- [She slaps her hands up and down]