- Nurse #1: You've just had a baby.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... is it a boy or girl?
- Nurse #1: Boy.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh... does he look like me?
- Nurse #1: Exactly like you.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... A BABY!
- [jumps up from the gurney, revealing himself to be a man and runs away, the nurse screams and faints]
- Flash Fulton: Where've you been?
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Having a baby.
- Flash Fulton: This bank's been stuck up.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: What've they got to be stuck up for? They're no better than any other bank.
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [after his love interest marries someone else] If I ever fall in love with another girl, I hope they hang me.
- [after having been back towards a hotel pool without falling in. Tubby McCoy looks towards the camera and points.]
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [looking at the camera] You thought I was gonna fall in! And didn't you?
- [Flash Fulton can be seen carrying a camera as he takes a picture of a random individual on a sidewalk]
- Flash Fulton: There you are my friend.
- [gives the person the photograph]
- Flash Fulton: Just place a quarter and your address in an envelope and we'll mail your picture to you.
- [Tubby McCoy can be seen emerging from a trash can. He has a camera in hand]
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Somebody call me?
- Flash Fulton: What are you doing in there?
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Well, I needed a darkroom to reload my camera.
- Flash Fulton: Well, why pick out a trash can?
- Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: I don't have to pay any rent here.