- Captain Stephen Jameson: Hi, Beautiful.
- May Kennedy aka May De Villiers: Hello, Sergeant, where's the war?
- May Kennedy aka May De Villiers: Haven't you read the papers? We're fighting the Indians 'cause they won't take the country back.
- May Kennedy aka May De Villiers: Really, Sergeant?
- Captain Stephen Jameson: And don't call me Sergeant!
- May Kennedy aka May De Villiers: Well, I won't if you promised to tell me what you are.
- Captain Stephen Jameson: D'ya know what two bars mean?
- May Kennedy aka May De Villiers: Sure, twice as many drunks as one bar.