- Hugh Drummond: Y'know, I've found very few women who can handle cars.
- Doris Thompson: I've found very few men who can handle women.
- Hugh Drummond: [inspecting the car ignition] You have no spark!
- Doris Thompson: That's the first complaint I've had.
- Hugh Drummond: [after Algy has complained about having to walk] What did Nature give you two feet for, anyway?
- Algy Longworth: One for the clutch, one for the accelerator?
- Algy Longworth: [while trapped in a room filling with poison gas] My mother said I'd never live to a ripe old age.
- Hugh Drummond: Who would want to?
- Algy Longworth: [recoiling at Greyson's pipe smoke] I say, Greyson, what are you smoking? Sailors' socks?