- Abel Frake: Wayne's got a girl.
- Storekeeper: So did Henry VIII, eight of them, but he always showed up at every state affair with a new one.
- Margy Frake: Poor Pa. What'll happen to him if Blue Boy doesn't win?
- Melissa Frake: We'll have to shoot him.
- Margy Frake: Who, Blue Boy?
- Melissa Frake: No, your Pa.
- Opening Title Card: A State Fair is like Life -- begins lustily -- offers everything -- whether you go for sheep and blue ribbons -- or shape and blue eyes. And, too soon, it's all over!