- Title Card: The pirate ship - Hand made from stem to stern - Ready for the bosom or the bottom of the bounding main.
- Naval Officer: What are you kids doing?
- Mickey: We're pirates.
- Naval Officer: Do you know what we do with pirates?
- [Mickey shakes his head yes, then no]
- Naval Officer: We hang 'em!
- Farina: Golly Moses!
- Naval Officer: Who's the captain?
- Mickey: He is.
- [points to Jack]
- Jack: He is.
- [points to Ernie]
- Ernie: He is.
- [points to Joe]
- Joe: He is.
- [points to Andy]
- Andy: He is.
- [points to Farina]
- Farina: He is.
- [points to Pete the Pup]
- Title Card: There hadn't been as much excitement around Whalen's Wharf since the water was turned into the bay.
- Title Card: Capt. Mickey - As hard as scrap iron - And almost as rusty.
- Title Card: Mary - Many a desperate adventure has been gummed up by a woman.
- Title Card: Jack, able seaman -- Previous deep water experience, the Saturday night bath tub.
- Title Card: Ernie - A real jack tar - Color and everything.
- Title Card: Farina - Always steers a straight course - For trouble.