- Winsor McCay: [Gertie swallows a large stump, later on, Gertie is thrilled to see a small mastodon] Gertie, don't hurt Jumbo.
- [last title card]
- Title Card: And George did.
- [last lines]
- Gentleman: Who pays for the dinner? Let George do it!
- [first lines]
- Gentleman: We've got a puncture. Let's go into the museum while he fixes it.
- Winsor McCay: [Gertie eats a tree and starts dancing] Aw, stop that
- [Gertie stops]
- Winsor McCay: Be a good girl and bow to the audience
- [Gertie obeys]
- Winsor McCay: Thanks! Now raise your right foot
- [Gertie obeys]
- Winsor McCay: That's good! Now raise your left foot
- [Gertie thinks, a huge sea serpent emerges from the lake, Gertie turns to look at the monster]
- Winsor McCay: Never Mind that sea serpent! Gertie, raise your left foot.
- [the snake hides, Gertie seems roar to the audience]
- Winsor McCay: You're a bad girl, shame on you!
- [Gertie begins to cry]
- Winsor McCay: Oh, don't cry. Here, catch this pumpkin.
- Winsor McCay: [a four-winged lizard is seen flying behind Gertie] Did you see that four-winged lizard?
- [Gertie nods]
- Winsor McCay: Sure?
- [Gertie nods again]
- Winsor McCay: Are you in the habit of seeing things?
- [Gertie says no]
- Winsor McCay: Are you fibbing to me?
- [Gertie says no again]
- Winsor McCay: Will you have a little drink?
- [Gertie nods]
- Winsor McCay: There's a lake. Take a little drink if you want it.
- [Gertie drinks the whole lake]
- [first title card]
- Title Card: Winsor McCay, creator of "Little Nemo" and "Dreams of a Rarebit Fiend;" George McManus, creator of "The Newlyweds," "Bringing up Father" and "Let George do it;" Roy McCardell, humorist, and others, on a joy ride.
- Winsor McCay: [to Geroge McManus] I made ten thousand cartoons,-each one a little bit different from the one preceding it.
- [Calls his assistant, he arrives]
- Winsor McCay: Mr McManus wants to see some of the drawings.
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