0009: The Sharks Make Contact

2019
2h 13m

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In the sharks' second adventure, a shark's refusal to return a glass of pesto leads to a terrorist crisis.In the sharks' second adventure, a shark's refusal to return a glass of pesto leads to a terrorist crisis.In the sharks' second adventure, a shark's refusal to return a glass of pesto leads to a terrorist crisis.

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2.2/10

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1itspronouncedlikethat

Jaw-dropping

This more than two hour long film will leave you paralysed, confused and disoriented. It's either filler to stretch the runtime, like a scene where nothing happens except a plane is taking off for three minutes with some classical music thrown in, like a scene where "characters" are walking down a corridor for four minutes with the karaoke version of the song we just heard playing, or a scene where "characters" praise their God (who is named after the director), or one of many many many tinnitus-inducing songs. The character designs are creepy. The grin and teeth of the overweight sharks are downright scary. Also brace yourself for the green blobs who have three eyes that look like human breasts and a second face at the bottom. If you don't take this warning seriously at least make sure no children are around

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Shark 6: Raisorshoorkle?
Shark 6: [Taps Raisorshoorkle on the shoulder] That's you!
Shark 5: Oh, sorry, I need to get used to my new name first. What is it?
Shark 6: We need to talk about the pesto.
Shark 5: What pesto?
Shark 6: Some time ago you borrowed Pesto Presto from me and you still haven't returned it.
Shark 5: I was supposed to return it?
Shark 6: Yes, that's why you BORROWED it instead of TAKING it.
Shark 5: I wish I just took it then.
Shark 6: This is not sharky, Raisorshoorkle! I need more pesto for more noodles.
Shark 5: Why don't you just go to the store and buy new sharky Pesto Presto?
Shark 6: Because I want you to return MY sharky pesto.
Shark 5: I can't.
Shark 6: Why not?
Shark 5: I ate it.
Shark 6: Excuse me?
Shark 5: I'm sharkishly sorry.
Shark 6: This is completely unacceptable!
Shark 5: I'm so sharking sorry!
Shark 6: Do you at least still have the glass?
Shark 5: Actually... The trash disposal company's trash-containing vehicle has it.
Shark 6: Are you insane? That's MY glass, which used to contain MY pesto!
Shark 5: What can I do to resolve this issue?
Shark 6: Return my glass of pesto to me and pay a fine!
Shark 5: Okay, Shoogledocking, I will. Can I calm you down with a song by the great Iki God in the meantime?
Shark 6: Of course, you can! We always need to have time for the great Iki God, no matter what the situation may be!