American Kamasutra

It's impossible not to compare this movie to Fifty Shades. Especially when it's equally uninteresting, and doesn't follow through on anything either. It's like I got a watered down cut.

Every time the movie could have become a little more interesting, it instead goes to great lengths not to be, even going as far as to completely skip everything and cut to the next scene.

I'm not gonna lie, I was expecting some boobs. Skin Diamond is in this, for god's sake. I'm not saying there should be sex because she's a porn star, but the girl's named Skin. Come on! Just pull the camera an inch wider. It's not gonna make it on story, so give us something interesting to see.

Incidentally, Skin Diamond is the only reason this movie gets two stars, and both of them are for her.

I think I understand what happened here. Somebody saw Fifty Shades and thought "I can do that." Unfortunately, this seems like an expensive way to find out they couldn't. Unless the goal actually was to make something equally disappointing, in which case, good job.

Shame. This had the potential to be something more than what they were aping.