In the post-apocalyptic future, the world is at war. The newly instated Soviet Russian Army has invaded the USA with the assistance of an evil German scientist who has created an army of sup... Read allIn the post-apocalyptic future, the world is at war. The newly instated Soviet Russian Army has invaded the USA with the assistance of an evil German scientist who has created an army of super human soldiers, half-man and half-shark.In the post-apocalyptic future, the world is at war. The newly instated Soviet Russian Army has invaded the USA with the assistance of an evil German scientist who has created an army of super human soldiers, half-man and half-shark.
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I am a long ways from a movie snob and have sat through some real rubbish, but I only lasted 15 minutes into this one. I skimmed a couple parts in the middle and watched the end just to make sure I was comfortable saying this was truly and utterly hideous and revolting. I'm not sure I've ever come across a movie that I couldn't say anything nice about at all. Sometimes, at the very least, these low budget affairs might have some good props or outfits or settings, but even all of those were awful.
Please don't watch this movie. It will give you nightmares and not in a good way.
Ultimately, "Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark" wasn't one such movie. It was just plain and utterly bad. Yeah, this was not an impressive movie, not even in the least bit.
The storyline was generic, which wasn't the movie's biggest drawback. But the production of the movie was just abysmal. Everything was stereotypical, and it was essentially just a bunch of chunky Americans running around making a low-budget amateurish movie.
The shark was just hilarious. It was so bad to look at that you have to watch it to believe it. A head made of paper mache and it was fully unmovable, just locked in the same position. And they didn't even try to make it look realistic, which was the most atrocious part of this abysmal mask. I actually think this was the worst prosthetic mask I have seen in a movie.
The acting was dubious at best, but at least I think the performers had fun making this movie. Which should count for something, I suppose.
I am rating "Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark" a mere two out of ten stars. I managed to sit through the entire movie, but I can't claim to be entertained. And this is definitely not a movie that I will be watching for a second time. Some of us suffered through this, so you don't have to. Don't waste your time, money or effort on this one.
Did you know
- TriviaWinner Outstanding Comedy Feature - Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival 2018.
- Quotes
Marty Warbuck: Forgive me, Nelson. But it seems pretty cut and dry that...
Alfonzo Itani: - I have a freakin' degree, knucklehead.
Marty Warbuck: From where?
Alfonzo Itani: I took an online course... Nothing your small brain could comprehend. Dick potato.
Marty Warbuck: Online course... Oh, why would I doubt your credentials? Was that from U Dummy U?
Alfonzo Itani: I've never heard of that school... It was offered through the KGBU.
Marty Warbuck: Are you serious? What the eff is that?
Alfonzo Itani: The Knowledge of Getting Brighter University.
Marty Warbuck: You sir, are getting brainwashed by Russian hackers!
Alfonzo Itani: Well... You sir, are a conspiracy theorist!
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- Runtime1 hour 22 minutes
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- 1.78 : 1