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Come on, Hal is what you name the AI robot thing, could you not think of something more original than that... I normally love terrible B-movies but this was too serious for my liking, it needs the terrible acting where you feel nothing is taken seriously. I want to feel the badness in the film so I can laugh and just watch pure rubbish. Sadly I was disappointed! Maybe I'll watch zombeavers again cos that was great!

If not for the dude that looks like old Luke Skywalker, this one would have been in the pile with Gremlins 2, horrible. Where is Ted McGinley when you need him ?

Was I the only one to see at 22:14 the graffiti spray-painted on the tree trunk as they walk past it quite plainly visible I guess graffiti is a intergalactic phenomenon!!

Well and truly the worst film I seen it makes a mockery out of quality Jurassic films

I was wondering what the title implied... a movie with intelligent dinosaurs that invented space travel? Instead of that a bunch of stranded people on a planet with dino's and with such bad acting that I hated myself for even wasting time on this movie. All they could do was shouting at each other (yes, the atmosphere of the planet did that). I don't want to say how it ended, but it was stupid as well.... who can think of such a crap and has money enough to make it? This was not only a bad b-movie, if there was a worse categorie, it would fall beyond that.

I have purposefully watched many terrible movies on a crappy movie night. I have found some good movies I wouldn't have otherwise watched and worried about the loss of brain cells other movies have taken. This one has to be the most epic crappy movie I have ever seen.

These crashed crew members who apparently never met in their long voyage spaceship have crashed on a planet that is only populated by dinosaurs. One minute you see heinous computer graphics of mountains and forests but the survivors are traipsing about in dry desert brush. They make the environment seem like it's summer and hot yet it was clearly filmed in late fall when no leaves were left on the vegetation with the exception of carefully placed palms. So on a planet where no other life forms but dinosaurs apparently exist they walk on gravel roads and pass trees that have graffiti on them. They never even ask are there other humans here for these roads to exist. Dinosaurs attack some survivors and kill them but apparently humans aren't on the menu as all victims are left intact and uneaten.

Not only is the plot more holes than story, but these actors don't make believable astronauts or even crash survivors. The best part of the movie is Pal and it's just a small orb that is a jack of all trades. I guess in this movies' case, you get what you pay for. I feel like this was someone's dream and since no production companies would pick it up they decided to film it themselves.

I will sit through any movie once I've started it. I want to find some redeeming quality in the film. Maybe im stubborn, or I just don't like to leave things unfinished. I once had to fast forward through a particularly bad film just to get to the conclusion. This is the first time I can remember that ive actually turned a movie off. I made it about 20 minutes. Couldn't bear any more.

Where are the actors oscars?! The acting is phenomenal i was blown away!! The dinosaurs looked so real

Movie has so many similarities to Pitch Black that we gonna watch it again and make it into a drinking game! The camera effects are low key but effective, esp. when one of the characters looks down while hanging off a cliff. The acting is for the most part, mediocre, the storyline recycled (drink!), the CGI meh, but kudos on character development.

Right, well with a movie of this caliber, you have a pretty good idea what kind of low budget torment you are getting yourself into. But still, I decided to sit down and watch the 2018 movie "Jurassic Galaxy" despite that, on the odd chance that the movie might actually be so campy it would be fun to watch.

Let me just state for the record right now, it wasn't...

First of all, the CGI effects in "Jurassic Galaxy" were atrocious. Sure, they tried and they did have the appearance of the dinosaurs fairly much in place, just a shame that the CGI effects themselves were so poorly made that it looked abysmal most of the time. For a movie such as this, then special effects are a must. And they just failed to deliver on this account.

As for the characters in the movie, well... Let's just say that you shouldn't expect a grand character gallery here, because the characters were unimaginative, flaccid and essentially as interesting as cardboard cut outs. And these lousy characters and lack of proper script hindered the actors and actresses in performing adequately.

Sure the movie managed to deliver exactly what I was expecting, but it wasn't in a good way, and as such then the movie lacked appeal and just utterly failed to captivate me.

I was good and ready to turn off "Jurassic Galaxy" about 25 minutes into the ordeal. But I managed to endure it up until a total of 52 minutes, then I just had my share of nonsense and pointless characters. So I got up and turned off the movie, knowing that I will never return to watch the last 30 minutes or whatever was left of directors James Kondelik and Jon Kondelik 2018 movie "Jurassic Galaxy".

Some movies are so bad, they are entertaining. And usually, the unskilled or under budgetted crew understand that. So, they make the most of it. Not so with this movie. I've watched plenty of bad movies, SYFY channel sorts, B-movies, Indies. I never thought I could designate any of them as the worst.

Until now.

Jurassic Galaxy is, literally, the worst movie I've ever seen. I knew from the first 2 minutes that it would be bad, but it just got progressively worst. Horrible directing, horrible writing, horrible editing, horrible acting, horrible cinematography. Just bad, all around.

I will say this though, I'm proud to say I was able to get through the entire film. Yay for me...

In the near future, survivors of a spaceship disaster find themselves stranded on a desolate planet filled with ravenous dinosaurs. That was once a TV show called On the Lot. It was a competition show for aspiring filmmakers. One of them was semi-competent in creating consumer grade CGI and everybody was amazed by his work. Ten years later, the CGI here is inferior to that. This has to be a film by recent film school graduates. They've gathered a bunch of their friends and gone out into the desert with some leftover props. It's all pretty bad. Let's face it. Nobody is expecting much and we don't get much of anything good.

This is one of those movies you keep watching to see how bad it can get. The acting is slightly better than the cgi which is not saying anything really. It's like Sharknado with far less humor and unknown actors. The budget was probably around $1,000. If you're really in the mood for campy horrible effects sci-fi with a sixth grade script, don't miss this gem.

Drug addicted security guard, washed up pilot, convict released during the crash.

Only thing that could have been better is if it was shot in darkness or at least with the camera lens on.

Laughed at all the graffiti, power lines in the background, the converse holding the boom mic, and the paved roads in the "look at that view" moment.

"mom can I watch Jurassic Park ?" "no, we have Jurassic park at home" Jurassic Park at home:

This one isn't for fans of "good" movies, it's more for people that like cult films. It's one that may or may not find a place on shelves next to "Blood Freak" or "Samurai Cop", but it's worth a watch especially if you've got a few friends over and the bong is being passed around. The pilot chick is hot in her snakeskin pants and the rest of the actors get the job done, but the CGI dinosaurs are pretty comical. I'm not sure it's totally worth buying, but if you you find it streaming somewhere, you could do worse.

If you like your films to contain many, many scenes of people walking to dramatic music and very occasionally the odd badly-animated CGI dinosaur, then this is the film you for!

A little gem of entertainment. Admittedly, the 3D integration lacked a little something but the other small mistakes made it a great comedy. There is a beautiful imagination to reduce post production costs. I loved the drone mounted on a stick and camouflaged by the reactor, just brilliant!

Look you don't watch a movie called Jurassic Galaxy expecting well basic competence. That the plot of the movie doesn't make any sense, that acting is hilariously pitched, and the special effects are unbelievable is exactly the sort of thing you expect when you watch crap like this. What you are hopeful for are some goofy scenes and gags that entertain due to their sheer idiocy. In that regard this film doesn't disappoint. It has a ton of low budget charm that is mostly amusing. And Pal is a neat concept in any context. It is also quite short so it doesn't wear out its welcome.

The film loses a lot of points of ejecting a human villain into the story for no reason. Just focus on the dinosaurs! Why is that SO hard to do?

What a load of rubbish. Bad special effects, models, plot and acting. Couldn't bear to watch more than half.

If only I cared about any of the characters and if the man who resembles Mark Hamill used the Force at all, I might have given this movie higher than a 2.

This low budget, no acting, borrowed items glued together randomly monstrosity is just bad. Not so bad it's good, just lazy to the point of no one involved should be proud of this.

We have scenes were they were shooting day for night by using a blue colour filter but then decided to include a guy with a torch... so they have an orange circle around the torch that shines through people.

The CGI is painful at points, the monsters skating and swimming. Nothing makes sense, as we can have a big Dino sneak right up to them with their little robot scanning the skyline. Whose footfalls shake the camera and come with a thunderous sound (that doesn't quite line up with the animation) and then as soon as the Dino is off camera it goes to ninja mode and silent again.

The conflicts between the people seem so stupid, just a fight at the 45 minute mark because we needed a fight here.

Stay away.