- Jack: You're Asian, but you're a redhead? That's fucked up. Where were your born? Hiroshima? You chose the worst time to come out of the closet. It's late. You're the only student here. What are you, stupid?
- Daniel: I'm your biggest fan. I'm Legendary Thanos. I comment on all of your videos!
- Jack: Legendary Thanos... I hate you. If I'd known that, I'd have kicked you in the face instead.
- Fred: Why did we have to find a ghost who wants to kill us all? Couldn't we just have found Slimer? Or Casper? At least he is a friendly ghost.
- Jack: [Saying how much he wants to be paid for getting rid of the ghost] Forty thousand.
- Diretor Nogueira: Excuse me?
- Jack: Forty thousand.
- Fred: Are you crazy, man?
- Diretor Nogueira: We've hired Barney the Dino for less than that. He brought all of us so much joy.
- Jack: Take into consideration that I'm not even charging my usual fee. This is just for the use of special equipment, special soul fee and overnight stay, since we will have to stay overnight to investigate this properly.
- Diretor Nogueira: Forget it! I won't agree to that. No, sir.
- Jack: If a thief breaks into the school, you call the cops. If the school's on fire, you call the firemen. If that teacher here wants to fix that mug of hers, you call Dr. 90210. But, against the supernatural, you can only count on us. Forty thousand or no deal.
- Fred: [Walking out of the school with the rest of the group] Are you stupid? Those 15 hundred would've come in handy for me!
- Caroline: No need to be a psychic to see you'd fuck this up.