- Captain Bennett: It's not funny. Do you know how many of my friends have grandchildren and you can't even get a date to Christmas dinner?
- Mack: Excuse me? Did you just call me "ma'am?"
- Tree Lot Perp: No.
- Mack: Yeah. Ya did. Listen , buddy, I'm thirty-two. That's only two years older than...
- Mack: [realizes she's made a mistake] I...
- Tree Lot Perp: Wait.
- Mack: ...mean.
- Tree Lot Perp: Wait. Why do you know how old I am? You're a cop!
- Mack: No.
- [the suspect flees]
- Mack: [into her radio] We've been made. He's on the run.
- Reid: [while on a stakeout] Do you have any napkins, Captain?
- Captain Bennett: Yeah, of course. I'll have the SWAT team just fly some in.
- [Special Agent Robertson has ordered Mack to date her suspect]
- Reid: Think of it like date boot camp, Bennett. I'll be guiding you every step of the way, and by the time we pit him in jail - just in time for Christmas - you'll have a black belt in dating.