The Last Five Days

You have better things to do with your time. Like watching paint dry. I can't believe I just wasted 70 minutes of my life watching this no-budget, no-script pathetic excuse for a movie. Just goes to show you that any two idiots with a camera can have their "movie" distributed on Amazon.

2 of the most annoying people I've seen in any movie, so congrats on that I guess? Bad. Amateurish. Like 2 friends picked up a camera and decided to make a movie one night. One of them actually said "Deal-i-o."

I could have made a better video with my son and his friends, except we don't have the $$ these entitled brats who made this had. Bad, bad, and badder.

It's probably a cursed fruit that causes hallucinations and demonic possession. This movie was bad, with a capital "B". The two actors have ZERO chemistry and no camera presence. They even acknowledge at the beginning of the film that they both say "umm" a lot, and they don't disappoint on that front. This is why it's always good to have a script before filming starts. The 70 minute run time meanders mindlessly from one improvised scene to the next. I feel like the $3000 budget was spent on the fake press conference at the beginning of the film, and not much else. Also, how is it almost summer and they acknowledge the fact that they still have multiple Christmas trees up??? I always find that annoying in low budget films.

Once again, I need the option to give a film a 0/10.

I liked this. Familiar formula and premise, but executed with genuine commitment. Some things explained, some not, but there was enough explanation not to feel frustrated at the end. I would buy this film.