- Mary Campbell: Tyler, On the Same Page has been here for almost 40 years because we're traditional. This is a place where people can come in and pick up a book and have a conversation about it with another human being.
- Tyler Campbell: If there was another human being here, that is.
- Mary Campbell: Look, this is a book store. It's not a web arcade digital virtual cyber hacking zone.
- Tyler Campbell: You have no idea what are you're saying, do you?
- Mary Campbell: No, I, I don't.
- Adam Clayborn: You don't understand. She's impossible.
- Erica Parker: Oh, I understand impossible, Adam.
- Adam Clayborn: You mean me? No. She's worse. She thinks she knows everything. She always has to be right.
- Chuck Foreman: So you two have a lot of in common.
- Adam Clayborn: Why are you here?
- Chuck Foreman: Moral support.
- Adam Clayborn: You two are enjoying this, aren't you?
- Erica Parker: Oh, yeah.
- Chuck Foreman: Absolutely.
- Mary Campbell: Have you ever read a book ... that was so good you just didn't ever want it to end? I guess I've just never really ... met a person who made me feel the same way.
- Adam Clayborn: There's nothing wrong with waiting for the right book to come along. At least, I don't think so.
- Mary Campbell: Yes, well ... you get hit in the head a *lot* so, can we trust your opinion?