Bite

Even more so than with lame zombie-comedies or dimwitted masked killers, I think I've had it completely with dysfunctional and/or insane cannibalistic families. I'm fed up with pretty boys or girls turning out to be part of a psychopathic household. I'm sick of the sneering and hysterical brothers they are hiding in the basement. And I'm tired of the deeply religious elderly patriarch and matriarch turning out to be craziest ones of the whole bunch. There, I had to get that out of my system...

Films like "Bite" aren't a total waste of time, but they feature 0% originality and nothing even remotely surprising or memorable. From the first moment lead girl Nina steps from the pouring rain into the car of the friendly old Beryl, you already know she'll be in more danger now than from whatever she was running away for.

A lengthy flashback enlightens us that Nina and her lesbian partner Yaz were pretending to be animal activists, infiltrating into a lair where illegal dog fights take place. Their real intention, however, was the downright stupid idea to rob the gangsters, but obviously their plan backfired. To start anew elsewhere, Nina and Yaz decide to rob the friendly and talkative old lady that gave Nina a lift. But guess what, granny Beryl isn't as naïve and harmless as she looks, and her husband with his surgical tools in the basements definitely isn't.

"Bite" is a spitfire of one dreadful cliché after another, and there nearly isn't enough gore, sleaze, black humor, or general weirdness to compensate for the lack of plot-creativity. Co-writer/director James Owen is a nice guy (met him at the festival where "Bite" premiered) but he makes all the wrong choices. For example, why didn't all the robust criminal henchmen get lured to Beryl and Gerald's house? This would have resulted is much more glorious gore and bloodshed, and thus less time spent on Yaz' dull moral dilemmas and drug-abuse. And what's the point of making a piano with human fingers instead of strings if you can't hear any music?

I don't normally watch horror movies, but as this was a thriller horror, I decided to accompany my daughter as a Halloween Fest Treat for her!

I am so pleased I did, OK there were times I had my eyes closed, and I wish I had taken ear plugs as my imagination of what was on screen from the sounds I could hear were a bit stomach turning!

The director James Owen, being a surgeon in real life, certainly understands the noises a human body makes when being dissected!! My favourite actors apart from the dogs! Were the psycho family, they portrayed the right amount of sane to be believable.

It was interesting to hear my daughter enjoying it but also analysing due to her background in film studies and acting. Recommend 👍

The plot has been covered well in other reviews I think. It is worth mentioning that although a scene is at a dog-fight event, there is no actual fighting shown. The only violence is on a human level and it is pretty gory; although the humour in the script lightens the intensity. There are certainly enough twists and turns to keep you guessing, as to the fate of the lovers, as the suspense builds.

I think fans of the genre will like the film and there is enough character development of the main characters, to give the story extra depth. I would say its worth watching if you have an interest in this type of horror. Certainly it will be interesting to see future projects from the director James Owen.

Bite (with live Q&A) - 7.5/10

An impressive feature debut from local (to me) up and coming director James Owen. He is a former surgeon who has branched out into the world of film and decided that the horror genre is the perfect place to cut his teeth.

The story begins with two con artists on the run after a botched robbery attempt. One of the girls gets spit up from her partner and ends up stranded in the pouring rain, until a lovely old Lady comes along to pick her up. But when we get back to her place, perhaps she isn't quite as lovely as she seems...

It keeps throwing twists and turns at you. The performances are strong. The gore is used sparingly and looks suitably authentic. Considering the tight budget and way it was sporadically filmed in phases over many months, the end product is impressive.

I look forward to following James Owen's career as this shows that he is a more than capable director, brimming with ideas.

I have just read the other reviews and noticed that someone suggested there is dog fighting in this film and switched it off. THIS IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE!! So don't be mislead by this. Yes the opening scenes portray gangsters and implies an illegal dog fight arena, but obviously there is no dog fighting or dog cruelty at all. It is just a set up for a great action sequence with the bad guys. In my opinion Bite is a well crafted story with unexpected twists and some fantastic and very realistic gore (but not gratuitous like some films). The main characters have dimension and flaws, which I really liked and for an indie film it looks awesome. I thought Bite was a lot of fun so give it a go.