Vals

Another classic Dutch film product with bad acting, incomprehensible dialogue, bad acting, and did I mention bad acting? I don't even know why I give it 2 stars. I hoped for some good scares, but no. I hoped for any emotion, but you'll get more enjoyment watching your local postman delivering the mail. Dutch moviemakers could use some speech coaching, to at least get a minimal level of realism and credibility. Or please give us subtitles, so we can at least make out what the actors are saying. Ok, moving on.

There's 90minutes of my life I will never get back. I am giving three starts because I'm a good person and I respect the crew's efforts. But everything in this movie is simply bad.

If you have friends like these ... but it's not just about the friends here. Although to be honest, one of the gals/girls in the movie is really almost beyond belief when it comes to bullying and intriguing. But I reckon you need one of those ... to keep the story fresh and ... well entertaining.

This is less fun for our main character, we are watching or rather experiencing the movie through her eyes. This is all I will say/reveal, because there are certain things that will be revealed later on, that I do not even want to hint at. Certain cliches will be played on and used ... but there is more where that comes from.

Not the best thriller ever made, but has some good ideas and is played rather solid by all its members. Some nudity and some violence included ... nothing too much ... if anything it is not the graphic content that will disturb you ... and that's where I'll leave that.

Low budget, try-hard and overall just bad thriller for girls, with no motives and a terribly thought out plot, that also takes itself much too seriously. The characters have no reasons for doing what they do, and if they did, it wasn't shown in the movie. The characters make choices that no person in their right mind would make in such situations. It's just really bad.

Literally nothing happens in this film. Except that they're all horrible friends. But there is nothing scary, other than their disregard for the dog and their horrible behaviour towards each other. Go read a book, any book. Just don't watch this non event of a film, i'm still none to wiser as to what happened or what we're meant to have learned and I made the mistake of sitting through it.