What exactly led me to the doorstep of this film? It's my penchant for all things Sasquatch and Bigfoot related. Now I know, this is a bizarre fascination to have but I have always enjoyed the idea of a race of furry monsters living in the subterranean cave systems of the Pacific Northwest.
Of course, this film is based in Missouri, which does have some cave systems but then again, those caves are used for fermenting cheese and stuff. That is real, look it up. And then the fact this is supposed to be a comedy...ugh.
Admittedly, there were a couple funny bits, but beyond that, this movie turned into an incoherent mess. First of all, it had no idea whether it wanted to be a weird folk tale, a mockumentary or something else entirely. It was a jarring mess to say the least, as suddenly we were introduced to random characters that played no role later in the movie.
The plot is equally messy, with a Sasquatch hunter trying to get evidence that the beast exists while the government supposedly is trying to stop him. It goes back and forth with various plot lines and it ultimately stumbles into a jumbled ending that came out of nowhere.
This movie was bad. So bad I don't ever want to visit Missouri because of it. So bad I kinda wished Tom Green didn't beat his cancer. Okay that was a low blow, but what was he doing in this? It's not like his name recognition brought any additional laughs. For the most part, he played a straight man and this "comedy" as a whole was played straight. Either way, this is an atrocity and I don't recommend you watch it. Watch Suburban Sasquatch or something else Sasquatch adjacent.
