- Valerie Sun: [on phone to Krzysztof] Krzysztof, it's Valerie. How are you?
- Krzysztof Stojic: [on phone to Valerie] Finer than frog hair. How did your meeting go with Agathe?
- Valerie Sun: [on phone to Krzysztof] Good, good... Except, I don't think she's going to budge on that whole nude scene thing.
- Krzysztof Stojic: [on phone to Valerie] Of course she wouldn't. Not with me up for the part, come o, Val. Did you happen to tell her there's more to me than a big dick?
- Valerie Sun: [on phone to Krzysztof]
- [dryly]
- Valerie Sun: Yes... I did... But that's not why I'm calling...
- Karen Knowles: I am offended!
- Chas Barrett: Oh, Karen. The the world is a wonderful, magical place full of people just waiting to be offended.
- Elliott Sinclair: I need to stand up and get noticed.
- Brandon Sinclair: Isn't that how you got into trouble in the first place?
- Beryl Langmead: [catching Dominic and Jye touching one other inappropriately] Never, in all my years of teaching..!
- Dominic Sinclair: Relax, Ms. Langmead. We were just doing an experiment... in kinetic energy. It's a matter of biology.
- Jye Delaney: It wasn't life or death.
- Beryl Langmead: Do you think science is just some big joke?
- Dominic Sinclair: Periodically.
- Krzysztof Stojic: [Agathe gets to her knees and pulls down Krzysztof's pants] Nobody likes a big dick on a big dickhead.
- Agathe Stahl: [looking up at him, dryly] Touché.
- Karen Knowles: Of course! You're blinded by privilege! You're a straight, white, educated male over thirty. You think shit never sticks to you!
- Elliott Sinclair: I don't have any argument. I knew the webcam would be recording me, I knew people would be seeing it. I had warnings and I ignored them all, so really, I have been royally fucked.
- Howard Sinclair: Actually, it was a solo video, so... you really fucked yourself!
- Howard Sinclair: A tonne of people have now watched you wanking!
- Elliott Sinclair: Dad, we teach weight to children on EduKids. A tonne of people is only like ten people!
- Elliott Sinclair: Wade, have you heard of the Madonna-Whore Complex?
- Wade Carreon: Er, if you're facing that choice, be a whore. You don't have the talent to be Madonna.
- Elliott Sinclair: No, you idiot. I mean, people can be both. Mature, educated, good with children, respectable, kind heart, a good mind, that kind of thing. But they can also be callous, violent and profoundly sexual liars!
- Wade Carreon: Saints just wanna have fun.
- Elliott Sinclair: Oh, what's the use?
- Marcia Sinclair: Hey, where are you off to?
- Dominic Sinclair: A walk. I need to escape all the dramageddon.
- Marcia Sinclair: Oh, come on, Dominic! It's been a difficult time for all of us. We need to support each other.
- Dominic Sinclair: Yeah, but without the internet access, Mum, I'm going to go stir crazy.
- [maniacal smile]
- Marcia Sinclair: Just ease up on your dad, okay? You're old enough to know by now that a stiff dick has no conscience.
- Dominic Sinclair: Yeah! But it was my dad's dick! And it broke the internet!
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