Inadvertently hilarious and overall awful
Well, Corey Feldman was the executive producer and that's all you need to know. This "movie" is terrible from top to bottom but it's hilariously bad.
First, Feldman is the toughest guy on Earth. Not sure if you knew that. He can batter two huge dudes at the same time with little effort.
Second, his "abuse" scenes in comparison to Haim's are ridiculous. Evidently Haim was being nailed like a 2x4 by everyone yet Feldman was just so desirable and tough that he couldn't be "rear-ended," rather he just got blowies while he was sleeping.
Third, random hot chicks have just been throwing themselves and their drugs at Feldman since he was five. Yup, hottest guy on Earth that one.
Fourth, the dancing is atrocious, even worse than Feldman's fake Michael Jackson dancing. The kid playing Feldman was evidently told pointing two fingers is a revered dance move.
Fifth, understand that Feldman telling a story is like Eric Cartman telling the fish sticks story. It becomes more grandiose and ridiculous each time he tells it.
First, Feldman is the toughest guy on Earth. Not sure if you knew that. He can batter two huge dudes at the same time with little effort.
Second, his "abuse" scenes in comparison to Haim's are ridiculous. Evidently Haim was being nailed like a 2x4 by everyone yet Feldman was just so desirable and tough that he couldn't be "rear-ended," rather he just got blowies while he was sleeping.
Third, random hot chicks have just been throwing themselves and their drugs at Feldman since he was five. Yup, hottest guy on Earth that one.
Fourth, the dancing is atrocious, even worse than Feldman's fake Michael Jackson dancing. The kid playing Feldman was evidently told pointing two fingers is a revered dance move.
Fifth, understand that Feldman telling a story is like Eric Cartman telling the fish sticks story. It becomes more grandiose and ridiculous each time he tells it.
- wisportsreport
- Mar 22, 2025