Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Dennis Haskins, Clint James, and Lulu Jovovich in Trailer Park Shark (2017)

Quotes

Trailer Park Shark

Daisy: I'll teach you to keep trying to bear trap my man with your coo-coo.
Barb: It's a little too late for that, ya drunk fish... At least I don't go around town letting everybody tongue punch my fart box.

Billie Jean: A shark here? The weatherman said nothing about a tornado.

Rob: I'm gonna keep us drier than a popcorn fart.

Barb: I wasn't talkin to you, ya dingleberry.

Wyatt: Barb, you know that kid ain't even mine! It was only one night...
Barb: You son of a bitch! It was magical!

Rufus: This is for my big brown Dukey!

Rob: I peed a little bit though.

Billie Jean: Holy grits.

Deconnard: Covered, my ass. Bitch-ass amateurs.

Deconnard: Need someone killed...
[unsheathes sword]
Deconnard: you do it your damn self.

Rufus the Cowboy: Hey, Jolene, if anything happens to me, you be sure to tell my second cousin I love her.

Deconnard: I think it's time to take out the trailer trash.

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