Noces tropicales

Yeah...my subject line says it all. This movie was awful on so may levels.

If you are a drunk film student looking to feel better about your own work, look no further.

Wow. This is a new low in the history of film making. This is a disjointed story that is held together with scotch tape, prayers and good old fashion sex but don't hold your breath guys, not even those scenes are good. This is all bad. It could have been a fun story but whoever wrote this script either stopped paying attention to the plot on the first day of writing and got high, or they were using an online app to randomly string together events. Calling this movie "ground breaking" makes you wonder if whoever made that comment were paying attention to the movie or plot at all. Seeing Luke Wilson in a film of this caliber, I come to the realization that the current economic climate creates desperation which forces talented actors to accept crazy scripts and odd jobs. No, my advice is to stay away from this movie. You'll have more fun watching your tumble dryer completing a cycle or organizing your sock drawer.

I gave it 20 minutes before taking a hard pass. Here is my theory... I think a bunch of Hollywood filmmakers wanted a tax write-off for a trip to a swinger's resort in Jamaica. They slapped together a ridiculous plot, filmed it as quickly and cheaply as possible, then used any leftover budget on resorts and drinks and whatever... with any out-of-pocket money they spent deducted on their taxes as a work expense. That's all I can think of - nobody possibly thought this movie was so good it had to be made.

I feel it has fall upon me as a duty to warn others not to waste time on it. Its such a bad movie. I will never get that 94 minutes back.