Matthew McConaughey credited as playing...
Buster Moon
- Buster Moon: You're a genius, Gunther!
- Gunter: Mama always said, "Gunther, you're not as stupid as your papa."
- Buster Moon: We're gonna put on this show whether Crystal wants it or not. But first... we're gonna jump out that window.
- Meena, Rosita, Johnny, Gunter, Ash, Nooshy, Miss Crawly: What?
- Clay Calloway: I'm beginning to like this guy.
- Buster Moon: Buster Moon: No sir I'm not a loser. We did what we came here to do. And there's nothing you can say or do to change that
- [Buster has just been told by talent scout, Suki Lane that he is not good enough and will never make into the big league]
- Nana: Never mind what this person you don't even know said. Do YOU think you're good enough?
- Buster Moon: Well yes, but...
- Nana: Then, you must fight for what you believe in! Guts, Stamina, Faith! Those are the things you need now! Because without them... well, maybe that scout was right... "maybe" you're not good enough.
- [She seems to leaves, but looks back to check on Buster who is taking in her words by heart]
- Buster Moon: [Buster is starting a rehearsal with Ash and Gunter by his side] Lots of energy now, and...
- [a groan issues off camera. Buster, Ash and Gunter react in horror as they see... an alarmingly disheveled and traumatized Miss Crawly enters groaning, having returned from her ordeal with Clay Calloway's security system]
- Buster Moon: [concerned] Miss. Crawly?
- [Miss Crawly continues to groan and whimper and moves towards Buster in a zombie-like manner before grabbing him by the collar]
- Miss Crawly: [panicky and fervently] You can't go back there, Mr. Moon! Never! NEVER!
- Buster Moon: What happened to you?
- Miss Crawly: That lion you see, he's crazy...
- [grabs Buster's shirt again; shouts]
- Miss Crawly: CRAZY! Oh... He's CRAZZZEEEE...
- [Miss Crawly starts imitating the sound of Clay Calloway firing his paintball gun as she hobbles away, still traumatized]
- Miss Crawly: Pew... Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew...! Pew! Pew!
- Ash: [floored; as Miss Crawly continues to "pew, pew"] Wow... She's really a mess!