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Honestly I know spoof movies never get good ratings but I watch them regardless. I loved the starving games (parody of the hunger games) so I was hoping this would be just as good. Unfortunately, it was not.
Honestly the only funny characters were Cersei and bran (ironic given their roles in the actual series). The fact that trump and the Kardashian's were a part of this movie was just so weird. Mixing 21's century stuff with game of thrones time just felt odd. A for effort, I had a laugh or two but overall it was pretty bad.
Honestly the only funny characters were Cersei and bran (ironic given their roles in the actual series). The fact that trump and the Kardashian's were a part of this movie was just so weird. Mixing 21's century stuff with game of thrones time just felt odd. A for effort, I had a laugh or two but overall it was pretty bad.
- arnaudrivest
- Aug 10, 2019
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Quite possibly the unfunniest thing in the world.
If you're going to make a parody, at least try and be funny. A little nuance, a little subtlety and wit really makes one appreciate your spin on something incredibly famous. But no, the viewer is force-fed a reeking, lumpy slurry of the typical lazy variety (e.g. farts and people pulling faces) all done in that cheap, childishly exuberant manner seen all too often in low-budget American comedies.
This is the sort of movie to make you hate yourself and existence itself. It's downright insulting to think any viewer would be so moronic as to find its forced and pointless attempts at comedy genuinely humorous.
Time is the most precious thing we have and if you value precious things, avoid this paper bag of vomit masquerading as a movie at all costs.
If you're going to make a parody, at least try and be funny. A little nuance, a little subtlety and wit really makes one appreciate your spin on something incredibly famous. But no, the viewer is force-fed a reeking, lumpy slurry of the typical lazy variety (e.g. farts and people pulling faces) all done in that cheap, childishly exuberant manner seen all too often in low-budget American comedies.
This is the sort of movie to make you hate yourself and existence itself. It's downright insulting to think any viewer would be so moronic as to find its forced and pointless attempts at comedy genuinely humorous.
Time is the most precious thing we have and if you value precious things, avoid this paper bag of vomit masquerading as a movie at all costs.
- bozx-71318
- Jul 18, 2019
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I don't believe I watched half of this bad and boring movie. At first I liked that there is a sarcastic movie for the great show GOT but I didn't laugh once and it looks like the film the movie in phone camera. I just hated it
- fadimerhej
- Jul 18, 2019
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Made an account just to tell everyone never pay or even waste time on this movie.
It is a truly terrible movie and all the better for it.
It knows that it is bad and revels in it.
The Trump Schtick was bad. The acting was "purposefully" bad. Piff the dragon was the star. Angus McFadyen using different accents - sometimes within the same speech - was inspired and the part that was most enjoyable.
It's a knockabout film, made to a budget.
It's better than sticking pins in your eyes.
It knows that it is bad and revels in it.
The Trump Schtick was bad. The acting was "purposefully" bad. Piff the dragon was the star. Angus McFadyen using different accents - sometimes within the same speech - was inspired and the part that was most enjoyable.
It's a knockabout film, made to a budget.
It's better than sticking pins in your eyes.
- jc333-555-985156
- Oct 9, 2019
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- gelf-46258
- Jul 28, 2019
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I have a soft spot for parody movies like Airplane, Scary Movie and even Not Another Teen Movie. Purge of Kingdoms, however, is not a parody. It's just a mishmash of terrible skits that feels more like a film major's weekend project than a studio-backed feature film.
Angus Macfadyen and Anna Hutchison will have to spend the next decade explaining why they were in this film.
Angus Macfadyen and Anna Hutchison will have to spend the next decade explaining why they were in this film.
This is one of those movies the actors must have done just because they needed to pay the rent.
This movie doesn't even compare to Airplane. The humor is unfunny.
This movie doesn't even compare to Airplane. The humor is unfunny.
- Jack_Brock
- Aug 20, 2019
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I LOVE parody movies, even most that some rate really low. I am not a professional critic and created an account just so I could post this review. All of us know that movies like Airplane, The Naked Gun and will never be beaten in the parody category as well as the great actor, Leslie Nielsen. This film, if you want to call it that, takes bad to a whole new level. I am also a fan of GOT, so I was expecting to enjoy this. I was severely disappointed. This flick, although watching for free, I couldn't finish. Worst I have ever seen. I would rate it a 0 if available. Sucks is the word that comes to mind..
- markemorgan
- Sep 2, 2022
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Bad does not begin to describe this. Waste of time and effort. The acting terrible. The flow, terrible. the laughs, non existent. What a complete self serving waste of effort
- devlsrdeye
- Jul 21, 2019
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This movie is really awful. The jokes are just brutally bad. Terrible acting too.
- RoboGarrett
- Jun 18, 2020
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Every now and then a film comes along that is so bad it defies any analysis of how it got funded. This is one.
It is truly awful. To say any more would spoil the awfulness for anyone who has the misfortune to stumble across it - hopefully without paying any money to see it.
The only reason I gave it a rating of three is :
One star for the audacity of the producers to get this film funded. Another star for being able to get any form of distribution. A third star for a pretend hot blonde.
It is truly awful. To say any more would spoil the awfulness for anyone who has the misfortune to stumble across it - hopefully without paying any money to see it.
The only reason I gave it a rating of three is :
One star for the audacity of the producers to get this film funded. Another star for being able to get any form of distribution. A third star for a pretend hot blonde.
Wow the movie police should have been called for this travesty life sentences for all that participated in this GARBAGE.
- dilsonbelper
- Jul 22, 2019
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