Will Smith, Reba McEntire, Toshiya Agata, Christopher Campbell, Brad Copeland, Johnny Gidcomb, Maya Goodwin, Marabina Jaimes, Rashida Jones, Hideo Kimura, Ben Mendelsohn, Dina Morrone, Dyana Ortelli, Chrystee Pharris, Troy Quane, Stan Sellers, Theodore Shapiro, William Christopher Stephens, Shane Sweet, Randy Thom, Jenno Topping, Randy Trager, Michael J. Travers, Michi Yamato, Ruth Zalduondo, Hiroshi Otaguro, Mark Ronson, JB Blanc, Jennifer Cain, Jarrett Bruno, Jess Conte, Christopher Campbell, Youn So, Min-Hyuck Jang, Paolo Costantino Cenci, Lloyd Taylor, Michael Knapp, Masi Oka, Masa Kanome, Cindy Davis, Carla Jimenez, Ben Pronsky, Hisato Masuyama, Kimberly Brooks, Annie Gonzalez, DJ Khaled, Daniel Booko, Reggie De Leon, Peter Chernin, Lucas Martell, Danielle Hartnett, Krizia Bajos, Michael Woodley, Karen Gillan, David Chen, Nick Bruno, Adrian Gonzalez, Rachel Brosnahan, Matthew J. Munn, Eddie Mujica, Tom Holland, Claire Crosby, Stefania Spampinato, Toru Uchikado, Arthur Ortiz, Tawny Newsome, Bex Marsh, Emily Altman, Vivian Yoon, Gabriel Conte, Casey M. Roberts, Oscar Camacho, Rashawn Nadine Scott, and Peter S. Kim in Les Incognitos (2019)

Quotes

Les Incognitos

Lance Sterling: Walter, what did you do?
Walter Beckett: Pigeons are everywhere, and nobody notices them! It's the most perfect form a spy can take!
Lance Sterling: UNBIRD ME, RIGHT NOW!
[Ursula, the female pigeon tries to cuddle with Lance]
Lance Sterling: Stop, girl! Seriously!

Walter Beckett: I should have a codename. Bond. Hydrogen Bond.

Lance Sterling: Let the beat drop.

[truth serum spray goes loose]
Marcy: I have five cats, each named after a member of New Kids on the Block!
Lance: I love New Kids!
Marcy: John, Joey, Jordan, Donnie and Danny!
Killian: I really want to hurt you right now.

Lance Sterling: Ah, that's hot. That's hot.

Walter Beckett: What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?
Lance Sterling: What?
Walter Beckett: Disappeeeear.
Lance Sterling: Why are you saying it like that?
Walter Beckett: For effeeeect.

Lance Sterling: Why am I eating food off the floor? Why does it taste amazing?

Lance Sterling: [after laying an egg] Walter, what happens in the submarine stays in the submarine.

Lance Sterling: You poisoned me!
Walter Beckett: That's not even my department.

Marcy: Would you look at that? There's a man with a robot hand wearing your face who took the M9 Assassin. Guess I owe you an apology.
Lance: Ok. Go ahead.
Marcy: No, that was it. That was the apology.
Lance: Oh. I accept.
Marcy: But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.
Lance: Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.

Walter Beckett: [after Kimura is sprayed with truth serum] Kimura, what is your biggest secret?
Kimura: I peed in the pool.

Lance Sterling: [dismissing Walter] Millennials

Walter: Why are you running from the Agency?
[as Walter tries to help him up]
Lance: Get off me! I'm running, because there's a bad guy out there with my face, and now I have to try to stop him from hurting people while being a bird. And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that. You know what? You're fired again. Double fired!
Walter: Mm, I don't think that's a thing.
Lance: Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now!

[Walter throws something at Killian]
Killian: Breadcrumbs?
[every pigeon gets alert and looks at Killian]
Walter: They're gluten-free!
[the pigeons go for Killian]

Lance: What? No we cant just kill her, that's dark Lovie

Killian: [on Lance in Japanese to the Yukuza] Make It Hurt!

Walter Beckett: [Sterling has just been transformed into a pigeon] Can you see me?
Lance Sterling: I can see everything!
Lance Sterling: Why can I see you and my butt at the same time?

Lance Sterling: Let's get weird.
Walter Beckett: Boom.

Lance: A hundred percent Scooby-Doo.

Walter Beckett: I didn't mean to rustle your feathers.

Lance Sterling: Double fired!
Walter Beckett: I don't think that's a thing...

Lance Sterling: I do not need your help, never will... Can you push 20
[on the elevator]
Lance Sterling: , please?

[first lines]
Wendy: Walter, have you seen my tweezers?
Young Walter: [Walter is pulling something open with tweezers which explodes shooting off and smashing a coffee mug] Um, sorry. Did you need that mug?
Wendy: I needed that coffee.

[repeated line]
Lance Sterling: I fly solo.

Young Walter: Sorry, did you need that mug?
Wendy: I needed that coffee...

Lance Sterling: It's too much... It's probably the right amount.

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